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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Glen A. Larson Should Just Retire
« on: December 03, 2004, 12:53:04 PM »

As the clock continues to tick since Glen A. Larson's latest claim of intending to make a "Galactica" continuation movie, it is becoming unsurprisingly apparent that Larson (ONCE AGAIN) was full of hot air. History proves again and again, that when Glen A. Larson opens his mouth and announces plans, NOTHING HAPPENS. At this point in time, it is not hard to deduce that Glen A. Larson simply does not have the CLOUT in Hollywood to make his dreams come true. Oh yes, he may own the theatrical rights to "Battlestar Galactica", but those rights are meaningless if you don't have the money and the movie making facilities to turn those "rights" into a theater going experience.

It isn't enough that Glen A. Larson owns the theatrical rights to "Battlestar Galactica." He must also have investors in place, his own financial reserves on stand-by to absorb any unforeseen expenses that may occur doing shooting, such as going over budget or going over schedule. (Just ask Alexander and Illya Salkind about what happened to them during the filming of "Superman-The Movie." They ran out of money during shooting, so Warner Brothers stepped in and bought the movie right out from under their feet.) Larson must also have studio facilities in place to actually film the damn thing. If Glen Larson even has any of these things in place, he sure is doing a damn good job of keeping it a secret from the media and the Internet.

I don't know what Glen A. Larson's problem is, but the man should just retire. If a producer reaches the point in his career where he can no longer make any projects he wants to make, simply because he no longer has the CLOUT to do so, then he should simply retire. I've picked on Glen Larson alot over the years, but I would like to thank Larson for making some of the most entertaining "genre" shows ever seen on television. Though the argument can be made that Leslie Stevens actually came up with the concept for "Battlestar Galactica", it was Glen Larson's CLOUT in the industry back in 1978 that got the damn thing before the cameras at all. For this, I do owe Glen A. Larson a big THANK YOU. Glen Larson's take on "Buck Rogers" remains to this day, delightful, over the top, campy, and just plain fun. Glen Larson also DID INDEED have an unbelievable talent for assembling the best damn production crews in the business to work on his shows. No outer space shows before or since have demonstrated the staggering imagination seen in "Battlestar Galactica" and "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century." From production design, to wardrobe, to optical effects, to musical score; Glen Larson saw to it that only the best people in the industry worked on his shows. "Galactica" and "Buck Rogers" also (to this day) contain the most IMAGINATIVE spacecraft designs ever seen. The "Galactica" and the "Draconia" remain on screen ICONS to this day. I was also one of the few viewers who watched both "Automan" and "Manimal" in the early 1980's and enjoyed both of those shows as well.

Glen, it's time to retire. Give up the dream of making a "Galactica" continuation movie. Tell you what. Make something happen for me. Do a "Double Feature" DVD release of "Manimal" and "Automan." "Automan" and "Manimal" in one DVD box set. Do this simple thing, and I'll forget about you promising to make a "Galactica" continuation movie. Not only that, I'll never pick on you again. I won't even expect any "extras" in the DVD box set. Maybe just an insert booklet describing both shows.

GLEN, MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
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