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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Unmasking "Media Boulevard" And Koenigrules
« on: December 04, 2004, 11:56:00 AM »

From day one, Ronald D. Moore has needed all of the help he can get in the propaganda department. This is usually the case when a television or movie production is sadly lacking in one or more departments. Whether it be poor writing, overall poor conception of format, reckless casting, - all elements that Ronald D. Moore's production has. Ronald D. Moore and his group of Universal executives/buddies/co-workers have been spending unprecedented amounts of time on the Internet trying to convince the world that his production is something other than "Raptor Island", "Species III", or "Black Scorpion." Even Worse, Ron Moore and his co-horts have been posing as fans on various Internet Bboards to try and drive this point home. It's a safe conclusion that if Michael Cimino had the benefit of the Internet in the early 1980's, he too would have convinced the world that "Heaven's Gate" was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

The worst offender of this on-line propaganda campaign has been Koenigrule's "Media Boulevard" bulletin board. The most notorious home base of on-line propaganda designed to paint Ronald D. Moore and his CRAPPY ASS production in the most UNREALISTIC light imaginable. Make no mistake, "Media Boulevard" is an IDEALIZED UTOPIA RAMMED into existence by stubborn Universal Studios executives HELL BENT DETERMINED not to see the error of their ways in green lighting the Ron Moore production which MUTATES into a "Star Trek" sequel series MORE AND MORE with each passing day. On "Media Boulevard", Ronald D. Moore is regarded as the SECOND MESSIAH. On "Media Boulevard", Ronald D. Moore can do no wrong. On "Media Boulevard", even the worst written episodes of the 13 episode order are WORSHIPPED, LAUDED, and GREETED with UNREALISTIC PRAISE.

The existence of "Media Boulevard" since day one signifies a disturbing aspect of the Ronald D. Moore production. When a production is LAUDED to such an intense degree as Ron Moore's production, it means the production has been on SHAKY GROUND since day one. This my friends, is referred to in the industry as MARKETING. It is as old of a practice as PROSTITUTION. It goes back to the 1900's and earlier, before the existence of the "Food & Drug Administration." When MARKETING sold products by the freight load. Supposed "Wonder Cure" drugs of every shape and size that could supposedly cure every ailment imaginable. In actuality, these "Wonder Cure Potions" were laced with ALCOHOL, HEROIN, COCAINE, and every other drug (except alcohol) considered ILLEGAL today.

Yes my friends, Consider "Media Boulevard" a psychological, ILLEGAL NARCOTIC. A "Wonder Cure" for all of the AILMENTS that plague Ronald D. Moore's production, such as POOR WRITING, RECKLESS CASTING, POOR CONCEPTION OF CHARACTERS and FORMATS. Visit "Media Boulevard", and Koenigrules will make all of these AILMENTS MAGICALLY GO AWAY which plague Ron Moore's production. With but a few simple words of DISHONESTY, CORRUPTION, DECEPTION, and good old fashioned MARKETING, Koenigrules will achieve the impossible. Convince a bunch of GULLIBLE 12 year olds that Ronald D. Moore is the SECOND MESSIAH, and his production is PURE GOLD.

With all of the enthusiasm of Ronald D. Moore's BUTLER, Koenigrules BROWN NOSES his boss (Ronald D. Moore) in the hopes of one day landing a guest appearance on Ron Moore's HUNK OF GARBAGE. Perhaps even better, maybe Ronald D. Moore will allow Koenigrules to mow his lawn one day. If Aaron Douglass can do it, so can Koenigrules.

As Koengrules intensifies his on-line RUSE with each passing day, seeing to it that the premiere of Ron Moore's CRAP FEST in January is greeted with as much UNREALISTIC PRAISE as he can muster, Koenigrules can rest in the knowledge that like all other LOW BUDGET CRAP from Sci-Fi Channel, Ron Moore's production will die a JUSTIFIABLE DEATH. Maybe William Shatner will do another "Full Moon Fright Night Series" in the spot VACATED by Ronald D. Moore.  Shocked Cry
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Re: Unmasking "Media Boulevard" And Koenigrules
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2004, 12:10:06 PM »

Just because this one deserves to be on top!!  Grin

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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2004, 09:39:00 AM »

Another bump.  Grin
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Re: Unmasking "Media Boulevard" And Koenigrules
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2005, 10:31:46 AM »

Koenigrules went right back to the little shit hole everyone knew he would go back to after GETTING BANNED from Cylon Alliance. www.Galactica2003.net. Ha!! Ha!!!  Kiss


                                                                             
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« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2005, 04:26:29 PM »

Did Russell Sanders crawl back into the same "Shit Hole" as Koenigrules?  Kiss



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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2005, 05:23:09 PM »

Most.... Kiss
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2005, 04:14:16 PM »

Koenigrules and Ronald D. Moore were seen together wearing matching "Sun Dresses" in Vancouver. Isn't that romantic? The matching thongs were another story however....  Kiss


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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2005, 05:47:31 AM »

I wonder where this slimeball disappeared to. Back inside the anus of Ronald D. Moore no doubt.  Kiss

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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2005, 12:14:02 PM »

Planning the next "Ronald D. Moore" coming out party for lunatic fans.  Kiss
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2005, 11:22:23 AM »

Which would involve all of Ron Moore's fans (Universal executives) on the Internet.  Kiss
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« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2005, 10:48:34 AM »

Hi guys!!  Kiss
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