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Ronald D. Moore's CRAP FEST premieres next month on your EQUALLY CRAPPY Sci-Fi Channel. This production has been a MAJOR STINKER since day one and all of you know it. Making a "STAR TREK SEQUEL SERIES" and calling it "Battlestar Galactica" is one of the reasons why this production has not been well received. You hired former "STAR TREK CRAP WRITER" Ronald D. Moore at the very moment Paramount Picture's "Star Trek" franchise was beginning to die. Congratulations on your CRAPPY timing. What did you think? That a viewing public BURNED OUT on the "Rick Berman Era" of "CRAPPY STAR TREK WRITING" would settle for more of the same with a "STAR TREK SEQUEL SERIES" called "Battlestar Galactica?"
With all of the UNDERHANDED TACTICS you SLIME BALLS at Universal Studios have engaged in, in keeping the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" DEAD, what has Ronald D. Moore really delivered to you in its place? Yet another BORING, LETHARGIC, "PAINT-BY-THE NUMBERS" "Star Trek Sequel Series" that REHASHES, REVISITS, and SLIGHTLY MODIFIES every CLICHE already explored by Rick Berman in "Star Trek-The Next Generation" on through to "Star Trek: Enterprise." The polar ice caps would melt long before Ronald D. Moore would come up with an original idea on his own.
This "CRAPPY/STINK FEST" you have the AUDACITY to call "Battlestar Galactica" is nothing of the kind. You haven't revived "Battlestar Galactica." The series remains just as dead as it was shortly after ABC-TV cancelled it. Through some DERANGED, WARPED, and TWISTED manifestation of embryonic ideas conceived in "Rick Berman Hell", every executive at Universal Studios and Ronald D. Moore convinced themselves that making a "STAR TREK SEQUEL SERIES" and calling it "Battlestar Galactica" would somehow be the most original idea in the history of television. Well, the sad ratings numbers in England have proved you wrong, haven't they? If you aren't DREADING the U.S. premiere of Ron Moore's CRAP FEST in January by now, there are things even more wrong with Universal Studios executives (on a psychological level) than I initially thought.
I'm going to make this really easy for every Universal Studios executive who has had the AUDACITY to think that they know how to do their job. Get out of the "Battlestar Galactica" business right now. You IDIOTS haven't got a DAMN clue on how to manage the property, turn it into a smash hit franchise, or even market the brand name in the simplest manner imaginable. You IDIOTS have taken the simplest formula for guaranteeing success (SIMPLY DOING A CONTINUATION), and turned it against yourselves as an indecipherable mathematical formula written by Albert Einstein. Never before in the history of Hollywood (before or after) will STUPIDITY be demonstrated on such a MONUMENTAL SCALE as it has been demonstrated by executives from Universal Studios.
So now, all of you IDIOT EXECUTIVES at Universal Studios are STUCK with a "WORTHLESS BAG OF GOODS" from Ronald D. Moore that hasn't set the ratings world on fire in England, nor will it do any better in the United States. All of you IDIOT EXECUTIVES at Universal Studios can rest in the knowledge that this "NO TALENT HACK"-(Ronald D. Moore) you have LAUDED so much on the Internet for the past three years will ULTIMATELY BETRAY YOU and DISAPPOINT YOU FINANCIALLY with a HACKNEYED television production that will suffer the SAME FATE as all prior Sci-Fi Channel productions. Make no mistake, Universal Studios executives. The career prospects of Ronald D. Moore are just as DIM as your financial prospects for Sci-Fi Channel's longevity. Get used to it. When a corporation is this BADLY MANAGED, you IDIOTS deserve every FINANCIAL CONSEQUENCE heading your way.
When Ron Moore's production DIES, and "Star Gate: SG1" ultimately runs out of steam, I guess it's back to raiding the "USA Film Vaults", huh? A Christmas Eve showing of "Hollow Man", anyone?   
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