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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Bondage, Blasters, & Lace: Ron Moore's Production Crew Specializes In Porn
« on: December 23, 2004, 04:58:48 PM »

It's bad enough that every member of Ron Moore's production crew had every brain cell sucked out of their cranium with "Electro Shock Therapy" before they began work on "Ron Moore's Ode To The Adolescence He Never Had" production. It's even worse that Ron Moore's production crew (IN TOTAL ABSENCE OF IMAGINATION) exhibits a fairly obvious preoccupation with VULGAR SEX, SMUT, FILTH, PROSTITUTION, and all of the other VICES the UGLY HAG Bonnie Hammer LOVES SO MUCH.

Look at the PATHETIC AND VULGAR WARDROBE the Ron Moore cast members wear. Katee Sackhoff is vaselined and inserted into skin tight black leather pants with a peak a boo t-shirt. Jamie Bamber wears enough black leather to make any black pimp from the 1970's blush. Edward James Olmos looks like a "flasher" (with a complexion problem) who is about to "Flash" a group of 12 year old girls any moment now with that "easily removing overcoat" he wears. The babe who plays "Six" ("Seven Of Nine") dresses like all of the LAP DANCERS at my local gentlemen's club.

This isn't an outer space saga Ron Moore created. It's a "SOFT PORNOGRAPHY STAB" at ARCHAIC PRIME TIME DRAMA that has FAILED in every conceivable department. The ironic thing about this PATHETIC PRODUCTION, is that it looks like it was made by a film crew IN THE PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY who wanted to set a PORNO within the setting of outer space. Of course, within this "SPERM EJACULATING MESS" of Ronald D. Moore's, THE "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. ONLY the "Battlestar Galactica" TITLE remains.

Ron Moore's cast members look like they're about to SEXUALLY ATTACK ONE ANOTHER WITH BULLWHIPS, CHAINS, MOTOR OIL, and RACING HORSE SADDLES. 

The art direction and set design within this laughable production fares no better. Aside from the total lack of imagination demonstrated in these departments; threadbare, murky sets with low key lighting were devised to not only convey the overall PESSIMISM Sci-Fi Channel and Ronald D. Moore felt towards the "Battlestar Galactica" BRAND NAME, but to also reinforce the fact that this production is indeed a THINLY DISGUISED PORNO with MEAN SPIRITED CHARACTERS ABOUT TO SEXUALLY ATTACK EACH OTHER ANY MINUTE.

Black leather is the universal symbol for violent pornography. Leather of any other color is strongly associated with overt sexuality, prostitution, and all forms of sexual vice. The primary clothing material used in Ron Moore's production is LEATHER. Either Ronald D. Moore had an extremely frustrating puberty devoid of any contact with females and he is now taking it out on the few viewers watching his production; or he is a closet sex maniac who wasn't allowed to express these suppressed feelings of his when he was a "Star Trek" staff writer working for Rick Berman. Ronald D. Moore stated that he wanted this production of his to be a platform for what he wasn't able to do on "Deep Space Nine." What he "wasn't allowed to do" on "Deep Space Nine" is very clear. Make a mainstream PORNO MOVIE outside of the PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY. What is blatantly visible in this production IS VERY CLEAR. As a writer, Ronald D. Moore HAS AN UNHEALTHY PREOCCUPATION WITH SEXUALITY. And not sexuality of the tender kind between men and women who genuinely love one another. But rather, that unhealthy sexuality that can be satisfied in any RED LIGHT DISTRICT in any city in the world simply by running to the ATM.

Ronald D. Moore has a warped and deranged perception of what constitutes good Science Fiction or good drama for that matter. Moore thinks that strapping laser guns to the sides of horny characters on the brink of sexually assaulting one another and calling it "Battlestar Galactica" somehow legitimizes the "Galactica" brand name, Science Fiction, and somehow elevates the art of drama to a new high (??) Ronald D. Moore in reality, is a PORNOGRAPHIC, SHORT ORDER COOK who whips up what Universal executives want to see based on demographic surveys, statistic sheets, and marketing trends. Mind you, at no time was the audience (WHO HAS TO WATCH THIS CRAP) ever consulted on what they wanted to see.  Kiss


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Re: Bondage, Blasters, & Lace: Ron Moore's Production Crew Specializes In Porn
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2005, 01:17:27 PM »

Marilyn Chambers will be a topless alien in an upcoming episode.  Kiss
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