languatron
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Life could be this beautiful without NBC-TV in it.
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Sci-Fi Channel doesn't have a hell of alot of confidence in Ron Moore's "CRAP FEST" which premieres next month. To the surprise of NO ONE, Sci-Fi Channel's recent behavior indicates that not only were the ratings of Ron Moore's mini series a MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT LAST YEAR, but Sci-Fi Channel also is fearing SIMILAR DISAPPOINTMENTS with "CRAPPY STAR: GALACTICA" which premieres next month.
Sci-Fi Channel, BEING NO STRANGER TO FAILURE, has had to adopt several modes of ECCENTRIC BUSINESS PRACTICES to try and convey the illusion that their LAUGHABLE STABS AT PROGRAMMING have been successful.
With Ronald D. Moore's "CRAPPY STAR: GALACTICA" production, Sci-Fi Channel has been taking no chances in trying to COVER UP the VERY REAL FAILURE this production has been:
1) First, Sci-Fi Channel either set up on its own or endorsed SEVERAL BOGUS "Galactica" web sites to try and promote Ron Moore's "TURD FEST."
2) Second, Sci-Fi Channel DRAFTED hundreds of UNIVERSAL EMPLOYEES to POSE AS RON MOORE FANS on the Internet to give the impression of a legitimate fanbase.
3) Third, Sci-Fi Channel instructed its employees TO ATTACK ANYONE IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN who did not like Ron Moore's production.
4) Finally, Sci-Fi Channel is resorting to the most PATHETIC EXAMPLE of scraping up an audience for Ron Moore's "TURD FEST" in broadcasting history. Sci-Fi Channel is actually SENDING SOME OF ITS EXECUTIVES TO SHOPPING MALLS ACROSS THE COUNTRY to try and PRE-SELL "RON MOORE'S CRAP FEST" to an uninterested public before the ABOMINATION premieres.
Of all of the instances of ECCENTRIC and PSYCHOTIC BEHAVIOR Sci-Fi Channel has engaged in over the years under the PATHETIC MANAGEMENT of BONNIE HAMMER, this is without a doubt THE MOST DISGUSTING and ECCENTRIC. If Sci-Fi Channel thinks that the answers to their RATINGS WOES and BUSINESS PROBLEMS can be found in SHOPPING MALLS, and the only way to solve these problems is to TERRORIZE THE PUBLIC WHO ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SHOPPING at these malls; every EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executive needs to make an appointment for PSYCHIATRIC TREATMENT IMMEDIATELY.
I guarantee you, that the answers to Sci-Fi Channel's RATINGS PROBLEMS are not to be found in shopping malls across the country. Sci-Fi Channel's ratings problems CAN ONLY BE SOLVED by SELLING Sci-Fi Channel to corporate owners WHO KNOW WHAT THE HELL SCIENCE FICTION IS. 
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