languatron
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Life could be this beautiful without NBC-TV in it.
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It's a new PSYCHOTIC, WORLD ORDER over at Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel. Where HORRIFIC, DAILY, BUSINESS DECISIONS are RAMMED down the public's throat via GUERRILLA MARKETING, SATURATION PUBLICITY, and the FEIGNING of public support (by Universal Studios executives) for CRAPPY ASS PROGRAMMING that wouldn't pass muster at a PORNOGRAPHIC FILM FESTIVAL.
Consider the recent lengths Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel is willing to go to in order to promote its CRAPPY PROGRAMMING:
1) Universal/Sci-Fi Channel is sending its PSYCHOTIC EXECUTIVES to shopping malls across the country in order to FORCE THE PUBLIC into watching "Ron Moore's CRAP FEST." A PIECE OF SHIT manifestation of programming that the public really doesn't want to see. This isn't marketing in the traditional sense of the word. Marketing involves the VOLUNTARY PARTICIPATION of the public. As far as Universal/Sci-Fi Channel is concerned, the public HAS NO SAY IN THE MATTER. By hook or by crook, via GUERRILLA MARKETING, SATURATION PUBLICITY, and combing shopping malls across the country "LIKE HITLER'S NAZI TROOPS", Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives WILL HOLD GUNS TO THE HEADS OF "Carson Pirie Scott" shopping mall customers across the country, and THREATEN TO PULL THE TRIGGER IF THEY DON'T WATCH "RON MOORE'S CRAP FEST." This is the NEW WORLD ORDER at Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel; where the REPUBLICAN, MILITANT, CHRISTIAN FANATACISM of the WHITE HOUSE has reached Universal's BLACK TOWER. Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel WILL BRUTALLY FORCE the public to watch "RON MOORE's CRAP FEST" in the name of GOD, REPUBLICAN PSYCHOTIC IDEALS, and BUYING MORE FUEL FOR BONNIE HAMMER'S BROOM STICK. If you ask me, sending Universal executives to shopping malls isn't marketing, it's:
"REPUBLICAN, MILITANT, PSYCHOTIC, CHRISTIAN WITCHCRAFT"
2) Consider the Sci-Fi Channel's marketing campaign for M. Night Shyamalan. By hook or by crook, the "Wicked Witch Of The Republican Militant West" (I mean Bonnie Hammer) WAS GOING TO GET VIEWERS FOR HER "M. Night Shyamalan Crap Fest." What does the "Black Tower Sorceress" do? She cooks up a GUERRILLA MARKETING CAMPAIGN rooted in "PSYCHOTIC, REPUBLICAN IDEALS" to try and FORCE THE PUBLIC to watch her TURD FEST. Every aspect of her marketing campaign for the M. Night Shyamalan WAS A LIE. Sound familiar? What do REPUBLICANS do?
LIE, LIE, LIE, LIE, LIE,LIE,
THE SHOPPING MALL FIASCO with Universal Studios executives is just the beginning. Next, Universal executives will be going to dog pounds and pet shops across the country, holding fully loaded semi-automatic weapons to the heads of dogs, cats, birds, and mice; and threatening to pull the trigger if they don't agree to watch. That's right, Universal executives ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE that animals can't talk or watch television. As far as Universal executives are concerned, dogs and cats are JUST ANOTHER DEMOGRAPHIC GROUP TO SEDUCE into watching Ron Moore's CRAP FEST.
The sooner the DEMOCRATS regain control of Universal's "BLACK TOWER", the better..... 
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