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Topic: It Always Comes Back To "Star Trek", Doesn't It Ronny Boy? (Read 68 times)
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languatron
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Life could be this beautiful without NBC-TV in it.
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Ronald D. Moore just can't get "Star Trek" out of his mind for one minute as he continues to make the uneventful journey in his meaningless career. Making no attempt to hide from the public that "Star Trek" is the SOLE SOURCE OF INSPIRATION for everything that he WRITES (particularly in his "Trekkie Star: Galactica" production), this OBSESSION that Ronald D. Moore has for "Star Trek" has also spilled over into his PRIVATE LIFE as well:
WHAT RONALD D. MOORE SAYS TO HIS WIFE WHILE HE'S MAKING LOVE TO HER
"You remind me of a green skinned 'Orion Slave Girl' I knew on planet 'Talos IV.'"
WHAT RON MOORE SAYS TO THE PARAMOUNT PICTURES LEGAL DEPT. EVERYTIME THEY CALL HIM:
"If you accuse me of Copyright Infringement one more time, I'll instruct my lawyer to set his 'Phaser' on kill."
RONALD D. MOORE WITHDRAWING MONEY FROM AN ATM:
"My card is jammed. Would an energy dampening field cause that? And would the same thing account for the heavy, sub-space stellar interference?"
RONALD D. MOORE CAUGHT IN A TRAFFIC JAM:
"I need full impulse power to blast me out of orbit."
RONALD D. MOORE TALKING TO HIS PLUMBER:
Plumber: "When did you first notice your pipes were clogged?"
Ron Moore: "About four solar days ago."
Plumber: "Have you tried any home remedies to unclog your pipes?"
Ron Moore: "Just a matter/anti-matter dylithium crystal chamber with fuzzy/wire brush."
Plumber: "What kind of a machine could do such a thing?"
Ron Moore: "A machine....with the ability to turn energy into matter....guided by thought waves.....it would have a complex memory bank....and be extremely sophisticated."
Plumber: "So much for the 'Liquid Plumber', right pal?"
RONALD D. MOORE AFTER MAKING LOVE TO HIS WIFE:
Ron Moore: "The turbulence you experienced was caused by the penetration of a boundary layer."
Wife: "What boundary layer?"
Ron Moore: "Unknown."
Wife: "Boundary layer between what and what?"
Ron Moore: "Between where we were.....and where we are."
Wife: "Are you trying to be funny, oh hubby of mine?"
Ron Moore: "It would never occur to me, Princess."
RONALD D. MOORE TRYING TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET
Ron Moore: "You see officer, as I began moving faster and faster towards the Sun, I began to move backward in time. I actually reached the point beyond yesterday, before I first appeared on the tollway. Shooting forward passed the truck transported me to a point before any of this happened."

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