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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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It Always Comes Back To "Star Trek", Doesn't It Ronny Boy?
« on: December 31, 2004, 12:15:55 PM »

Ronald D. Moore just can't get "Star Trek" out of his mind for one minute as he continues to make the uneventful journey in his meaningless career. Making no attempt to hide from the public that "Star Trek" is the SOLE SOURCE OF INSPIRATION for everything that he WRITES (particularly in his "Trekkie Star: Galactica" production), this OBSESSION that Ronald D. Moore has for "Star Trek" has also spilled over into his PRIVATE LIFE as well:


                          WHAT RONALD D. MOORE SAYS TO HIS WIFE WHILE HE'S MAKING LOVE TO HER


                             "You remind me of a green skinned 'Orion Slave Girl' I knew on planet 'Talos IV.'"


                   WHAT RON MOORE SAYS TO THE PARAMOUNT PICTURES LEGAL DEPT. EVERYTIME THEY CALL HIM:


                 "If you accuse me of Copyright Infringement one more time, I'll instruct my lawyer to set his 'Phaser' on kill."


                                             RONALD D. MOORE WITHDRAWING MONEY FROM AN ATM:


                  "My card is jammed. Would an energy dampening field cause that? And would the same thing account for the
                   heavy, sub-space stellar interference?"


                                                       RONALD D. MOORE CAUGHT IN A TRAFFIC JAM:


                                                     "I need full impulse power to blast me out of orbit."


                                                        RONALD D. MOORE TALKING TO HIS PLUMBER:


                    Plumber: "When did you first notice your pipes were clogged?"

                    Ron Moore: "About four solar days ago."

                    Plumber: "Have you tried any home remedies to unclog your pipes?"

                    Ron Moore: "Just a matter/anti-matter dylithium crystal chamber with fuzzy/wire brush."

                    Plumber: "What kind of a machine could do such a thing?"

                    Ron Moore: "A machine....with the ability to turn energy into matter....guided by thought waves.....it would
                                      have a complex memory bank....and be extremely sophisticated."

                    Plumber: "So much for the 'Liquid Plumber', right pal?"


                                                      RONALD D. MOORE AFTER MAKING LOVE TO HIS WIFE:


                    Ron Moore: "The turbulence you experienced was caused by the penetration of a boundary layer."

                    Wife: "What boundary layer?"

                    Ron Moore: "Unknown."

                    Wife: "Boundary layer between what and what?"

                    Ron Moore: "Between where we were.....and where we are."

                    Wife: "Are you trying to be funny, oh hubby of mine?"

                    Ron Moore: "It would never occur to me, Princess."


                                               RONALD D. MOORE TRYING TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET


                    Ron Moore: "You see officer, as I began moving faster and faster towards the Sun, I began to move backward in
                                      time. I actually reached the point beyond yesterday, before I first appeared on the tollway. Shooting
                                      forward passed the truck transported me to a point before any of this happened."


                                                                                                Roll Eyes

                   
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