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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Sci-Fi Channel's Successes Are Failures By Everyone Elses Standards
« on: January 04, 2005, 09:31:35 AM »

Ronald D. Moore's "Crappy Star: Galactica" production would never have survived past the mini series phase if it aired on any other television network. The sad truth is, Ronald D. Moore's production just isn't pulling in the necessary ratings. It didn't pull in sufficient ratings during the December 2003 airing of his mini series. It didn't pull in sufficient ratings when the 13 episode series aired in England (repeatedly beat by reruns of the "Simpsons"); and it won't pull in sufficent ratings when Ron Moore's 13 episode "Crap Fest" airs on Sci-Fi Channel starting this month. Oh, Sci-Fi Channel will claim the ratings are great; but what Sci-Fi Channel claims, and WHAT REALITY IS; are TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THINGS.

Lord knows why Sci-Fi Channel is even promoting the hell out of this CRAP FEST, they didn't even pay for it. So, it should be no skin off of their nose if the whole production FAILS BADLY here in the U.S., WHICH IT WILL.

This brings me to a very interesting point. Ronald D. Moore's production will indeed FAIL BADLY in the ratings when it begins airing this month. But, Sci-Fi Channel will quite naturally claim otherwise; and they will quite naturally run to "Sky One' for additional funding for more episodes even in the midst of the reality of the REAL RATINGS NUMBERS that Sci-Fi Channel will never release publicly and admit to. This is perhaps, one of the most curious manifestations of Sci-Fi Channel's behavior. What everyone else would consider a staggering failure from every vantage point; from poor ratings to a badly conceived and written production, Sci-Fi Channel considers a success. Perhaps it's the EGOS at Sci-Fi Channel hell bent determined to deny the reality of Ron Moore's production being a FAILURE. Perhaps the ratings performance expectations at Sci-Fi Channel are so low, that even a production that attracts 10 viewers would be considered a success. Whatever the reasons, Sci-Fi Channel has a production on their hands THAT IS CONSIDERED A FAILURE by everyone elses standards, has not pulled in the ratings necessary to even survive; yet they continue to PROMOTE THE HELL OUT OF IT. A production that ALREADY PROVED its FAILURE STATUS over a year ago in December 2003.

Perhaps one of the MANY LESSONS that Sci-Fi Channel needs to learn, is to recognize and admit WHEN THEY HAVE A FAILURE on their hands, AND MOVE ON. This would require a great deal of self evaluation on the part of Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel; and the courage to begin admitting WHAT THEIR PROBLEM IS in the EGO DEPARTMENT.

There is only one thing keeping Ronald D. Moore's production alive right now, and that is EGO. EGO on the part of Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel. EGO on the part of Ronald D. Moore. Lord knows, the ratings ARE NOT KEEPING RONALD D. MOORE'S PRODUCTION ALIVE. So, EGO rooted in SELF DENIAL is the only thing keeping Ron Moore's production alive. A corporation engaged in SELF DENIAL over the FAILURE of one of their productions is on a one way path to self destruction.  Kiss



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