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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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How The Sci-Fi Channel Covers Up Bad Business Decisions
« on: January 14, 2005, 02:20:33 PM »

Bad business decisions are not unknown to Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel. This is why, out of all of the movie studios operating in Hollywood today, Universal Studios has the most RUTHLESSLY AGGRESSIVE, on-line marketing campaign in history. How else are they going to defend Bonnie Hammer's reputation? How else are they going to prevent Bonnie Hammer from getting fired? How else are they going to cover up the fact that Ronald D. Moore's production was the WORST BUSINESS DECISION they ever made?

Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel has been in a FRAGILE POSITION ever since they greenlit Ronald D. Moore's "CRAP FEST." They have a production that no one particularly wants to see. They have a production that could only be categorized (at the most) as "moderately tolerable" by someone in a charitable mood. Less than five hours before Ronald D. Moore's "CRAP FEST" premieres, Universal/Sci-Fi Channel STILL HASN'T FOUND AN AUDIENCE FOR RONALD D. MOORE. Oh, they tried!! Universal executives combed shopping malls across the country trying to talk people into watching Ron Moore's CRAP FEST. They RIGGED www.Scifi.com/Scifiwire to GIVE THE IMPRESSION that Ron Moore's production was a ratings smash despite WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE RATINGS. Universal turned the www.Scifi.com "Galactica" board into a HEAVILY MODERATED GARBAGE DUMP of one sided, UNREALISTIC and favorable opinions of Ronald D. Moore. Hell, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel was also MANAGING www.Ragnaranchorage.tk, www.Galactica2003.net, as well as www.Stallioncornell.com/board. I think the dead giveaway of Stallion_Cornell being employed by Universal Studios, is his UTMOST CONCERN for the box office performance (of that stupid ass movie) "Meet The Fockers", as well as his daily orgasms over how the mini series may or may not be performing at www.Amazon.com.

Sadly, NEGATIVE MARKETING has saved many careers at Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel. In this particular case, we can categorize NEGATIVE MARKETING as anything Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel does (over the Internet) to CREATE A FALSE IMPRESSION (of success) about one of their productions that is in fact, NOT DOING WELL. This in fact, applies to Ronald D. Moore's "CRAPPY STAR: GALACTICA" production. It DIDN'T DO WELL in the ratings when the mini series was first broadcast on Sci-Fi Channel in December 2003. The 13 episode series DIDN'T DO WELL when it was broadcast in England (one of the reasons for the American SATURATION PUBLICITY CAMPAIGN) due to it being beat by the "SIMPSONS." Though the mini series may be selling well at Amazon.com, the Amazon.com sales rank does not fit in with the regular DVD, national sales ranking which doesn't even put the mini series DVD in the top 30.

When Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel is engaged in one their NEGATIVE MARKETING CAMPAIGNS, there is no depth in anti-ethical behavior that they would be unwilling to sink to. They'll SPIN DOCTOR RATINGS, MANUFACTURE PRESS RELEASES WITH FALSE CLAIMS OF SUCCESS, try and FORCE THE PUBLIC to watch the Ron Moore production, a production the public REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO WATCH. All of this DECEPTION, simply to COVER UP A BAD BUSINESS DECISION THEY KNOW THEY MADE, but they DON'T WANT TO ADMIT TO. Because if they did admit to it, "certain people" within their ranks would begin GETTING FIRED. And believe me, BONNIE HAMMER AND RONALD D. MOORE WOULD BE THE FIRST TWO TO GO.

This is the first time that Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel took NEGATIVE MARKETING to SUCH EXTREMES. I mean, sending executives to SHOPPING MALLS to pester people to try and FORCE THEM to watch a tv show THEY REALLY DON'T WANT TO WATCH?? If Universal executives have reached that point in their careers, THEY ARE IN THE WRONG PROFESSION. I mean, if they make a tv show that the public DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH in the first place, and then they go "pounding the pavement" in SHOPPING MALLS to try and persuade the public to watch something that THEY STILL DON'T WANT TO WATCH, it's time for Universal Studios executives to take HONEST stock of themselves and simply admit that THEY ARE IN THE WRONG PROFESSION.

I HAVE A MUCH MORE PRACTICAL SOLUTION FOR DEALING WITH THE BAD BUSINESS DECISIONS THAT UNIVERSAL EXECUTIVES FREQUENTLY MAKE:




                               FIRE THE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS EXECUTIVES WHO MAKE THESE DECISIONS  Kiss





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