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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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The Sci-Fi Channel Is Bragging About SHITTY RATINGS
« on: January 17, 2005, 07:51:07 AM »

Well, it has already begun. Apparently, Universal/Sci-Fi Channel's "Stealth Marketers"-(ASS HOLES) don't even take a break on a national holiday. Making their rounds on www.Stallioncornell.com/board, www.Cylon.org, and the Sci-Fi Channel's "Galactica" board, the "Universal Executive Shit Heads" are bragging about how Ron Moore's CRAPPY ASS SERIES pulled in something like a 3.3 on premiere night. Even if this rating were accurate and truthful, IT STILL SUCKS!!! How much does it SUCK? If this rating were achieved on any other cable network, or even on a local affiliate station, Ron Moore's CRAPPY ASS SERIES would be GETTING CANCELLED right now.

But, your Koenigrules; your Stallion_Cornells, your STEALTH MARKETERS, your PERSONAL FRIENDS of Ronald D. Moore ALL have to do something over the Internet to give the IMPRESSION that Ronald D. Moore's CRAP FEST is doing better than what it actually is. After all, since Sci-Fi Channel is run by the same BITCH who also ran the "World Wrestling Federation", and she DOESN'T KNOW A DAMN THING about televised Science Fiction (I'm talking about Bonnie Hammer for the uninitiated); Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel and all of their ON-LINE TROLLS have an OBLIGATION to Bonnie Hammer to try and keep her EMPLOYED by LYING THEIR ASSES OFF.

Of course, I just described a "Best Case Scenario" if indeed Ron Moore's CRAP FEST got a 3.3 rating. Now, LETS COME DOWN TO REALITY and admit what rating Ron Moore's CRAP FEST most likely got. Anywhere from a 1.0 (if they're lucky), to a 1.5 (if they're really lucky).

It's safe to say that at this point in time, the SATURATION PUBLICITY MACHINE for Ron Moore's CRAP FEST has FAILED. All of the "STEALTH MARKETING TROLLS" employed by Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel HAVE FAILED at TRYING TO HOLD THE PUBLIC AT GUN POINT in order to TRY AND FORCE THEM to watch Ronald D. Moore's CRAP FEST. Even the more DISGUSTING forms of SATURATION PUBLICITY HAVE FAILED. From Universal executives PEDDLING IN SHOPPING MALLS, to Bonnie Hammer ACTUALLY HAVING THE NERVE (after all of the DAMAGE she has inflicted) to make PUBLIC APPEARANCES at conventions.

Stay tuned, devoted readers.....I'm standing by to RIP www.Scifi.com/Scifiwire a NEW A-HOLE based upon what they say or don't say over the next couple of days.  Kiss


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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2005, 02:40:40 PM »

I've never seen Stallion_Cornell have a temper tantrum before. It's very refreshing!!  Kiss



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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2005, 06:01:42 AM »

The trials and tribulations of Bonnie Hammer, right?  Kiss
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