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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Ronald D. Moore Is The Low Budget Maestro Of Crap Television
« on: January 24, 2005, 08:03:10 AM »

Those who HATE Ronald D. Moore's "Crappy Star: Galactica" production have noted the EXTREME LOW BUDGET as being one of the reasons for their HATRED. In every sense of the word, Ronald D. Moore's "Crappy Star: Galactica" production is a CLAUSTROPHIC BOTTLE SHOW, not because the original intent was to write it that way, but because there SIMPLY ISN'T ENOUGH MONEY to make it any other way.

Ronald D. Moore got himself in way over his head with this production. As a result, Universal executives and Universal marketers have been working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for the past 2 years POSING AS FANS on various Internet bulletin boards in order to CONVEY THE ILLUSION that Moore's production is doing well. Indeed, REMOVE all of the Universal executives and marketers from the Internet singing praises for Ron Moore's HUNK OF CRAP, and you are left with your typical LOW BUDGET, SCI-FI CHANNEL PRODUCTION that should have been CANCELLED the day after the mini series premiere in December 2003. Strip away all of the MISLEADING MARKETING of the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation, and this production is revealed to be what it REALLY IS, just plain GOD AWFUL.

It's at the point now that Ronald D. Moore's production isn't building anymore sets. Not that the sets that they have already built are memorable in any way. They have that typical, LOW BUDGET/STYROFOAM LOOK of all Sci-Fi Channel productions. Ron Moore's production is now relying on LOCAL LOCATION SHOOTS to provide their sets. Abandoned warehouses around Vancouver, abandoned sugar refinieries around Vancouver, etc. You know these types of locations, right? The types of locations that Ron Moore's cast and crew can get into in TEN MINUTES after boarding Ron Moore's RENTED BUS. The GLARING LOW BUDGET STATUS of Ron Moore's production has already been noted in the LACK OF IMAGINATIVE COSTUME DESIGN. Indeed, cast members and extras just dress in their EVERYDAY STREET CLOTHES and film episodes wearing that attire. What is EVEN MORE GLARING, is the LACK OF MAKEUP that Ron Moore's cast members wear. Granted, you don't have to go overboard with makeup on any television production. However, just enough should be used to cover up how much of an unattractive woman Mary McDonnell is. THIS WOMAN NEEDS MAKEUP,..........BADLY. Ronald D. Moore may believe that the LACK OF MAKEUP adds more "gritty realism" to his production. What it actually does, is give his production the appearance that it is UNFINISHED. That the cast members just completed a script run through, and were RUSHED BEFORE THE CAMERAS withoug getting into the makeup chairs. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Ron Moore's production SIMPLY COULDN'T AFFORD A MAKEUP CREW. I'm not trying to pick on Mary McDonnell, but in an industry that worships physical attractiveness, SHE NEEDS A MAKEUP PERSON to apply makeup to her to at least make her presentable to the audience. In terms of McDonnell and the other cast members overall, the LACK OF MAKEUP is giving the cast members the appearance that they are LIGHTED BADLY BY THE GAFFERS. All of the cast members; have PALE, WASHED OUT COMPLEXIONS under the hot lights of the Vancouver soundstages as a result of THE LACK OF MAKEUP. The same thing happened to actor Scott Baio when he was filming "Charles In Charge." He told the producers that he didn't want to wear makeup. As a result, Baio looked PALE and WASHED OUT in each episode. Makeup in conjunction with gaffer lighting serves two important purposes in television and movie productions. It makes unattractive people attractive, and it makes the cast members look like they have NORMAL LOOKING COMPLEXIONS with NORMAL CIRCULATION going on in their faces.

The elimination of a makeup crew in Ron Moore's LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION was the last straw for many viewers WHO ALREADY HATED RONALD D. MOORE'S PRODUCTION. These viewers are not stupid. They know that Ron Moore's production is nothing more than a LOW BUDGET, HIGH SCHOOL PLAY.   Kiss


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