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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Sci-Fi Channel's Obsessive And Crippling Dependence On The Internet
« on: January 25, 2005, 01:12:51 PM »

The Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation is the only Hollywood entity in history to obsessively rely on the Internet as much as they do. The Internet allows Universal/Sci-Fi Channel to conduct DISHONEST business practices with zero accountability. The Internet allows Universal/Sci-Fi Channel to issue FALSE press releases with OUTRAGEOUSLY INFLATED ratings data. The Internet allows Universal/Sci-Fi Channel to construct FALSE FANBASES for their television shows; unlimited, easy access to other on-line news sites willing to do their DISHONEST BIDDING; and these other news sites allied with Sci-Fi Channel also spread Sci-Fi Channel's FALSE PRESS RELEASES without worry of any sort of LEGAL ACCOUNTABILITY.

Ronald D. Moore's television production called "Battlestar Galactica"-(REALLY "STAR TREK"), has been the first television production in history to have any sort of existence at all due to the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel's corporations DISHONEST and CORRUPT CONDUCT over the Internet. False fanbases have been constructed over the Internet for Ron Moore's production by Universal/Sci-Fi Channel. Universal/Sci-Fi Channel has issued FALSE PRESS RELEASES with INFLATED RATINGS DATA in order to BUFFALO and CON "Sky One" into granting them additional funding for Ron Moore's "SHIT PRODUCTION" every step of the way. The Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation has BANNED anyone from their on-line bulletin boards for speaking out against Ron Moore's production. Universal executives and Universal marketing people have POSED as fans of Ron Moore's production (over the Internet) in order to give the FALSE IMPRESSION that any sort of fan following exits for Ronald D. Moore's production. Perhaps most distasteful, Universal executives and Universal marketing people have VERBALLY ATTACKED the general public on their on-line bulletin boards when all they have done is express their BLUNT opinions towards Ronald D. Moore's SHIT PRODUCTION.

So dependent on the Internet is the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation for getting their DISHONEST, DAILY BUSINESS DONE; that if the Internet did not exist, THE ENTIRE CORPORATION WOULD COLLAPSE. If there was no Internet, Bonnie Hammer and Ronald D. Moore would end up getting fired as their would be NO PROPAGANDA hiding their LACK OF TALENT. If there was no Internet, Ronald D. Moore's SHIT PRODUCTION would have been CANCELLED long before now. If there was no Internet, the DISHONEST Sci-Fi Channel as we know it would not exist; because the absence of the Internet would mean that the Sci-Fi Channel would have to be run like any other business, WITH GENUINE TALENT.

The Internet HIDES many things that the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation does not want the general public to know about them. The Internet HIDES how GENUINELY UNSUCCESSFUL Sci-Fi Channel programming really is. The Internet HIDES the fact that both Ronald D. Moore and Aaron Douglas are UNIMPORTANT CRETINS that the public (in reality) DOESN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT. The Internet HIDES the fact that both Ronald D. Moore and Aaron Douglas HAVE NO FAN FOLLOWINGS. The Internet HIDES the fact that Bonnie Hammer is really just a HACK EXECUTIVE from the "Lifetime" Network who has turned the Sci-Fi Channel into an ABSOLUTE DISASTER. The Internet HIDES the fact that Sci-Fi Channel goes from quarter to quarter in each passing year on the brink of FINANCIAL COLLAPSE from daily, BAD BUSINESS DECISIONS. The Internet HIDES the fact that Ronald D. Moore's production WOULD NOT EXIST AT ALL were it not for the SPIN DOCTORING going on, on the Internet by the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation.

The Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation would be CRIPPLED without the Internet. This entire corporation would not be able to conduct business without the Internet, because the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation HAS TO LIE IN ORDER TO STAY IN BUSINESS. If this corporation told the truth, THEY WOULD GO OUT OF BUSINESS. Bonnie Hammer would be unemployed if those HANDY, FRAUDULENT, PRESS RELEASES did not make her out to be something that she is not. Hammer's television shows WOULD GET CANCELLED if those HANDY, FRAUDULENT, PRESS RELEASES did not make her shows out to be something that they were not.

The Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation HAS TO LIE IN ORDER TO STAY IN BUSINESS, because they have to COVER UP the fact that they have NO TALENT within their ranks. From Bonnie Hammer, to Ronald D. Moore, to David Eick, to Michael Piller, to Brannon Braga, to the high ranking executive SHIT HEADS within this corporation, the LACK OF TALENT this corporation manages to attract for employment is STAGGERING. This LACK OF TALENT produced Ron Moore's production, the "Hulk" movie, "Van Helsing", and every Bonnie Hammer era television show currently POLLUTING THE AIRWAVES on Sci-Fi Channel.

The Internet is a SAFETY SHIELD for the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation. A SAFETY SHIELD which prevents individuals from getting FIRED within this corporation that NEED TO BE FIRED. Bonnie Hammer NEEDS TO BE FIRED. Ronald D. Moore NEEDS TO BE FIRED. David Eick NEEDS TO BE FIRED. Brannon Braga NEEDS TO BE FIRED. If there was no Internet, these idiots WOULD GET FIRED; because their LACK OF TALENT WOULD BE EXPOSED.

Yesterday, Sci-Fi Channel issued a FRAUDULENT and MISLEADING press release over the Internet. Sci-Fi Channel claims in this press release that they are more successful than HBO, Showtime, ESPN, and every other cable network THEY CLAIM TO DOMINATE. Without the Internet to spread the LIES of the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation, WE WOULD SEE SOME HEADS ROLL.  Kiss


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