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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Darth Marley Threatens His Colleagues Within Universal/Sci-Fi Channel!!
« on: February 05, 2005, 05:06:17 PM »

                   "The show will go on, and the geeks that stood in its way will have their careers paralyzed."

                                                                                                                             -Darth Marley



Darth Marley, expressing FRANTIC CONCERN over whether or not Ronald D. Moore's CRAP FEST will get renewed for six additional episodes; has recently THREATENED his fellow colleagues within the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation. Posting on www.Cylon.org, Darth Marley let his Sci-Fi Channel colleagues know in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS that if corporate politics causes Ronald D. Moore's production to get cancelled on the 18th of this month, "THEIR CAREERS WILL BE PARALYZED."

I've always gotten a kick out of Darth Marley. The same sort of "kick" you would get from poking a rabid, wild dog with a stick. Darth Marley is one of those Universal Studios executives who has done the WORST JOB in trying to hide the fact that he works for Universal/Sci-Fi Channel. At least Stallion_Cornell tries to cover up his "Universal Employment Status" by not mentioning the term "Vertical Integration" in every other sentence the way Darth Marley does.

Darth Marley is about to melt down on the www.Cylon.org board. Ever since Russel Sanders (Ronald D. Moore's butler) wrote his "Ron Moore's Series Is In Trouble" thread, Darth Marely has been BOUNCING OFF OF THE WALLS trying to convince everyone that the SPIN DOCTORED RATINGS ALONE WILL GET RON MOORE'S SERIES RENEWED. Isn't it amazing how someone in Darth Marley's position would think everyone else is NAIVE ENOUGH to believe that Ron Moore's production is invulnerable enough from studio politics to be exempt from its CONSEQUENCES? Of course, Darth Marley REALLY DOESN'T BELIEVE THIS HIMSELF, DOES HE? Darth Marley is WORRIED. When Darth Marley starts posting his usual "everything is fine with Ron Moore's production BULLSHIT" on bulletin boards, it's a CLEAR SIGN that Darth Marley IS WORRYING over Ronald D. Moore's production. Hell, Darth Marley is so worried, HE THREATENED HIS VERY OWN COLLEGUES within Universal/Sci-Fi Channel. As plain as day, on the www.Cylon.org board, Darth Marley stated:


                  "The show will go on, and the geeks that stood in its way will have their careers PARALYZED."


What's the matter, Darth Marley? Was that a little ON-LINE TEMPER TANTRUM I detected from you? Just how much of YOUR PERSONAL, POLITICAL INTERESTS are tied up in Ronald D. Moore's production? I'll wager a great deal, since your UNWELCOME on-line presence for the past three years has been that of a "SHEPHERDING FATHER" tending to the needs of Ronald D. Moore's production.

Don't worry, Marley. Your COLLEAGUES within Universal/Sci-Fi Channel who "don't know how to do their jobs"....as you say, I doubt very much are afraid of you. I'm sure if the politics they begin practicing (which you are so TERRIFIED OF) end up KILLING Ronald D. Moore's production, YOU WON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO GET IN THEIR FACES AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.  Kiss

                                                                             Roll Eyes
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