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Topic: "King Jason" Is My Role Model For Elegant Speaking (Read 282 times)
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languatron
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You know what? Everytime I need a good laugh, I go over to www.Cylon.org and read some of the latest CRAP posted by "King Jason." This guy is "Cylon Alliance's" poster boy for INEPT BUFFOONERY. I suppose every bulletin board needs its resident "Jethro Clampett" to spice up the English language a little bit with MINDLESS JIBBER JABBER. I would like to commend "Cylon Alliance" for doing the charitable good deed in not BANNING this "Potty Mouth" the moment he posted his first four letter word. Rumors are rampant as to why this "Southern Fried, British Nit Wit" hasn't been BANNED yet from "Cylon Alliance." I'm wagering its because he is Sandy's brother-in-law, and through some WARPED and DERANGED manifestation of FAMILIAL SYMPATHY, Sandy allows him to hang out on the "Cylon Alliance" board since the rest of Sandy's family WON'T ALLOW HIM within a five mile radius of the dining room table when food is being served.
Not only does King Jason MASSACRE the English language, but he does it in his UNIQUE "Southern Fried, British Dialect" that has endeared him to every "Deep South, Illiterate Republican" HOOKED ON PHONICS who voted George W. Bush back into office. I'll wager that although "King Jason" uses the "F**k word in place of every coherent verb and adjective in his sentences, he doesn't know what the word itself means. Give "King Jason" time. Lock him in a barn with a mule and the latest issue of "Penthouse" magazine, and he'll learn what the "F**k" word means really quick. Especially when there isn't any other way for him to "Drain His Main Vain" before meal time in the hay stack.
Now, if you'll excuse me. I'm going to return to "Cylon Alliance" and see how many more swear words "King Jason" misspells in one of his DELIGHTFUL PARAGRAPHS.
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languatron
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Oh boy!! King Jason has called somebody out on www.Cylon.org. For the uninitiated, that's like Foster Brooks from the "Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts" enrolling in a Spelling bee.
Briefly skimming through the Call-Out, I noticed that King Jason has INVENTED new sentences:
"My Whats Your Hurry." "Let me ask you a question?"
"If he feels done about whatever fine then."
I was laughing so damn hard I had to leave www.Cylon.org.................
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« Last Edit: February 10, 2005, 01:25:09 PM by languatron »
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