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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Why Sci-Fi Channel Is The Most Unsuccessful Cable Channel Ever
« on: February 09, 2005, 08:22:19 AM »

One gets the impression that if Sci-Fi Channel were suddenly CUT-OFF from its life lines that create the FALSE IMPRESSION that the channel is doing well, a number of people who should have been FIRED years ago, would end up JUSTIFIABLY getting FIRED.
If Sci-Fi Channel were CUT OFF from the Internet in EVERY WAY, this cable network would DIE a QUICK DEATH, certainly within 48 hours. Deny Sci-Fi Channel access to its own bulletin boards, its web sites, its CORRUPT ALLIES on other web sites; and the LACK OF TALENT at Sci-Fi Channel would BURY this PATHETIC NETWORK for good.

Not only more than any other television network in history, but also more than any other business in Corporate America; the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FUNCTION without the Internet. This is because Universal/Sci-Fi Channel are RUTHLESS PRACTITIONERS of BLATANT DISHONESTYand CORRUPTION. And they NEED the Internet to accomplish this. More than any other business in history, the ONLY WAY Universal/Sci-Fi Channel can FUNCTION NORMALLY, is to be DISHONEST and CORRUPT. The only way the executive employees of Universal/Sci-Fi Channel CAN HANG ONTO THEIR JOBS, is if the Internet is used by the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel to create the FALSE IMPRESSION of success for their television shows.

Since Universal Studios historically, has been one of the most DISHONEST and CORRUPT entities in Hollywood; it was inevitable that
Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel would eventually get married to the Internet. The Internet was a dream come true for Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives. Their BAD DECISIONS with television programming coud simply be covered up by a FALSELY WRITTEN press release claiming otherwise. FALSE FANBASES could be constructed on the very bulletin boards that Universal Studios owned. Universal executives learned quickly that they could DISGUISE THEMSELVES as fans of their very own television shows, and VERBALLY ATTACK actual members of the general public if they criticized their television shows.

True success for a cable network can be measured by how closely it depends on the Internet. The general rule of thumb is, "the more a television network relies on the Internet, the less successful it is. Because the Sci-Fi Channel relies on the Internet for its LIFE BLOOD the way a comatose patient relies on Life Support, and because Sci-Fi Channel COULD NOT FUNCTION without the Internet, Sci-Fi Channel IS THE MOST UNSUCCESSFUL CABLE CHANNEL EVER.

Without the Internet, Bonnie Hammer WOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED over a decade ago. Without the Internet, Ronald D. Moore  NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THIS GIG with Sci-Fi Channel. Hell, Ronald D. Moore needs the Internet TO REMAIN EMPLOYED. Without it, Koenigrules and Darth Marley wouldn't be able to create the FALSE IMPRESSION that Ronald D. Moore is talented. Without the Internet, Sci-Fi Channel would have CHANGED OWNERS in the mid-1990's.

Across the board, the Sci-Fi Channel's ratings SUCK. This is where the Internet comes in for the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation. All they have to do is fire off a few DISHONEST PRESS RELEASES claiming that they are the most successful cable channel ever, and they CON "Sky One" and other entities into financing their CRAPPY ASS TV SHOWS. Make no mistake, the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation is staffed with the most UNTALENTED, USELESS, GOOD FOR NOTHING, PENNY CRUNCHERS in the history of Hollywood. It is NO SECRET that the executive employees and blue collar employees of the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation COULDN'T FIND JOBS ANYWHERE ELSE. So, they ISOLATED THEMSELVES within the walls of the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation, and created an "INTERNAL, RELIGIOUS CULT COMMUNITY" of NO TALENT HACKS who HATE the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES",....HATE SCIENCE FICTION IN GENERAL.....and HATE THE GENERAL PUBLIC. This "INTERNAL, RELIGIOUS CULT COMMUNITY" within the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation WOULD NEVER GET HIRED ANYWHERE ELSE (who would hire such EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED PEOPLE?), so they will most likely have life time employment doing the "NO TALENT HACK" things they usually do on a daily basis.

The general rule of thumb within Hollywood is, Universal/Sci-Fi Channel is the home of NO TALENT HACKS.  Kiss



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