languatron
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Life could be this beautiful without NBC-TV in it.
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Not that she hasn't grown old already. Has anybody seen a recent photograph of her? I have!! EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!! I would rather stare at still photographs of the "Xenomorph" monsters from the "Alien" movies!! It's fairly obvious that Bonnie Hammer's career has reached the point of "NOWHERESVILLE." She has reached the end of the road in terms of career ambition. She has no further desire to move onto other television networks and DESTROY THEM. She has settled quite comfortably into being a "Universal Studios Lackey" ever willing to DESTROY "Battlestar Galactica" at a moments notice via SUBLIMINAL COMMANDS from her Universal bosses. Bonnie Hammer is one of those "SLIMEBALL EXEC EMPLOYEES", much like the "ENRON" executives; who find little "Cubby Hole Nitches" for themselves within giant corporations, and do the most MORALLY HEINOUS THINGS imaginable; and then periodically crawl out of their SEWER CUBICLES for a smoke or a vending machine run.
Lets be honest here. Since Bonnie Hammer arrived at Sci-Fi Channel over a decade ago, the woman HAS NOT DONE ONE CONSTRUCTIVE THING THAT HAS BENEFITTED THAT NETWORK, or the Science Fiction genre in general. Bonnie Hammer has spent almost 13 years SITTING ON HER LAZY ASS, and letting the CRAPPY movies in the USA film vaults TO DO HER JOB FOR HER. The only thing Bonnie Hammer invests any sort of mental energy in, is picking up her PAYCHECK AND CASHING IT.
It's a safe bet that Ronald D. Moore's CRAPPY ASS TV SERIES was CO-CREATED by Bonnie Hammer. And she probably CO-CONCEIVED the PORNOGRAPHIC MESS while she was sitting on the toilet TAKING A DUMP. Bonnie Hammer took the Science Fiction OUT OF Science Fiction, and turned her network into the most SEXUALLY PERVERTED cable outlet in history. Thank God the DVD market has rescued classic Science Fiction television reruns from the GERIATRIC CLUTCHES of the OLD GEEZER Bonnie Hammer. Now, Science Fiction fans can do what Bonnie Hammer REPEATEDLY FAILED TO DO. Create for themselves, their VERY OWN, GENUINE; Science Fiction viewing experience. Thank you DVD, technology!! 
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