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Topic: Shoveling Through The Bullshit: A Closer Look At Ron Moore's Publicity Machine (Read 163 times)
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languatron
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Ronald ("I can't stand up on my own two feet") D. Moore has an on-line publicity machine that has kicked into major overtime lately. The carefully worded "Conditional Second Season Renewal" press release of Sci-Fi Channel has been magically turned into a "solid 20 episode commitment fantasy" by Ron Moore's on-line minions. The weekly ratings of Ron Moore's CRAP FEST, which have been hovering around in the "LAUGHABLE LOW TEENS", have been magically turned into a "solid numbers fantasy" by Ron Moore's on-line minions.
Where Ronald D. Moore goes, his on-line publicity machine follows. It's at the point now that Ronald D. Moore's publicity machine follows him into the bedroom with his wife everynight, and cheers him on. His publicity machine greets him when he wakes up in the morning, and cheers him on when he toasts and butters his own toast. When Moore is on the toilet taking a shit, his publicity machine is standing by waiting to cheer him on when he wipes his own ass.
Ronald D. Moore has become so associated with his on-line publicity machine, it's doubtful that Ronald D. Moore could conduct his own career or even zip up his own trousers without them. Indeed, the likelihood of his publicity machine following him around during his daily activities is no more far-fetched than believing that Ronald D. Moore has any sort of talent.
The sad reality is, Ronald D. Moore would not have a career without his on-line publicity machine. He would not have a paycheck coming in, he would not be able to support his wife and family; were it not for the existence of his on-line publicity machine. His on-line publicity machine creates the false impression that he is talented, has a smash hit television series, can do no wrong, and is God's gift to Science Fiction. Ronald D. Moore needs this publicity machine consisting of CORRUPT, on-line marketers; TO SAVE HIS ASS AT EVERY TURN. To SAVE HIS CAREER AT EVERY TURN.
Stripping away this publicity machine that "Talcum Powders Ron Moore's Balls Every Day", and stripping away the brand name "Battlestar Galactica" from his television series; we are left with a fairly SUB-STANDARD HOUR OF UNEVENTFUL TELEVISION that is a light years drop in quality below "Andromeda", "Mutant X", and "Earth-Final Conflict." If it were forced to stand up on its own two feet, Ronald D. Moore's production would have been CANCELLED over a year ago.
Ron Moore's publicity machine consists of "Psychotic Marketers", "Emotionally Disturbed Universal Executives", and left over "Star Trek Nerd Boys" from 1987 who wear "Propeller Beanies", who are too stupid to realize that Ronald D. Moore's career (along with the careers of every other "Star Trek" staff writer,) IS AS DEAD AS A DOOR NAIL.
If this is the future of Science Fiction television, I want out. If the future of the televised "fantastic" involves PROPPING UP "Crappy Ass" television series with PSYCHOTIC MARKETING MACHINES, the studios SHOULD STOP BOTHERING (and WASTING THE PUBLIC'S TIME) in producing Science Fiction television series at all. 
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To my daily visitor who is on this board 24 hours a day, 7 days a week:
I take pride in the fact that not only will you grow old monitoring my board, but also the absolute power I have in denying you a social life, a family life, and time to yourself. My board must be doing severe damage to whatever your interests are, huh? I'm encouraged to continue!!
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Yawn, this is too easy!!
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