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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Katee Sackhoff Would Make No More Of An Impact As A Lap Dancer
« on: March 07, 2005, 04:49:46 PM »

Well, at least when Ronald D. Moore's series gets cancelled (very soon); Katee Sackhoff will be able to take advantage of the "Red Light District" in Vancouver, and get a job as a lap dancer. She might even make more money doing that than acting, from what I've heard from the Internet chatter about the size of her rump. Within the parameters of the acting profession, I still have no idea what function Katee Sackhoff performs. She can't act worth a damn, and from what I've seen, all she does is do a really bad Dirk Benedict impression minus any of Mr. Benedict's charm. Katee Sackhoff is a young "nobody" (much like the rest of Ronald D. Moore's cast), whose impact on the acting profession thus far has been ZERO. Katee Sackhoff's sad attempts at acting have been so embarrassing to watch, you can't help but come to the conclusion that Sackhoff would make no more of an impact working in a lap dancing bar. And believe me, this very notion is an insult to the lap dancing profession, as there are some very intelligent girls out there who lap dance, working their way through college. Katee Sackhoff on the other hand (like Tricia Helfer) has the brain the size of a peanut who couldn't navigate her way through a kindergarten level math class. Katee Sackhoff was one of those inspired casting choices by Ronald D. Moore when he was looking for an "Air Head Ditzy Chick" devoid of anything that remotely resembles intellectualism. It's safe to conclude that the dialogue Katee Sackhoff had to sputter during her audition was just as hollow as some of the WORST SCRIPTS Ronald D. Moore has written thus far. It's also safe to conclude that the effortless and breezy chances of getting cast in Ronald D. Moore's production created a casting call that attracted some of the WORST ACTRESSES (including Sackhoff) who ever held a SAG card, and some of the most intellectually hollow fashion models (Tricia Helfer) to ever slither from the fashion magazines onto film.

You have to hand it to Ronald D. Moore. When it came time for him to cast the "Chicks" in his production, he chose the most forgettable and intellectually absent "bimbos" the female species has to offer. From Mary McDonnell's "Mumbling No Personality", to Tricia Helfer's "Living Embodiement Of How To Give A Male 1001 Orgasms" to Katee Sackhoff leading the charge with her "I Can't Act Worth A Damn, So I'll Imitate Dirk Benedict Instead" schtick; Moore's women curse the tv screen wearing "Wal-Mart Off The Rack Clothing", CONTRIBUTING NOTHING to televised Science Fiction or televised drama.

Perhaps the reason why Katee Sackhoff is such an easy target to hit, is that she is a rare combination of having no acting talent, and being a flat out SMART ASS in interviews. The "Mouth" this chick has, particularly when she aims her "Mouth" in the direction of the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" and its fanbase; is the reason why her delusional fanbase consists of nothing more than her reflection staring back at her in the mirror. Katee Sackhoff is her own worst enemy in interviews (much the same way Ronald D. Moore and Bonnie Hammer are.) Sackhoff gambles that the CORRUPT PUBLICITY MACHINE attached to Moore's production, claiming a locked in 20 episode order for Moore; will not fall victim to the realities of the television industry that Sackhoff is TOO NAIVE to realize. Realities that consist of "Nielson Overnights", last minute decisions regarding CANCELLATION long before all 20 episodes are even shot, much less televised. Sackhoff's "Potty Mouth" in interviews reveals a NAIVE NOBODY bouncing around the Vancouver soundstages, who knows nothing of the acting profession and nothing of the business realities of the profession she is in.

If Katee Sackhoff honestly thinks that Moore's production will run long enough for her to pay off the mortgage on her house, she's more of an idiot than I thought.           Kiss


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