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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Can David Eick Be Even More Of A Frickin' Moron?
« on: March 11, 2005, 04:58:29 PM »

David Eick should just keep his mouth shut, because everytime he opens up; he gets himself into deeper trouble with fans of the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES." In a total "about face" of behavior that Eick and his cast & crew have been KNOWN FOR, David Eick is now CLAIMING that he and the entire production are quite fond of the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES." Oh really, David? When did this SUPPOSEDLY occur? Within the past 24 hours? Did something happen to you POLITICALLY within the past day that caused you to SUDDENLY start claiming this? David Eick claims that he now wants to start incorporating more of the original elements from the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" into the production, including....the Egyptian elements (??) Here's a little refresher course for you, David. Your cast and crew (as well as the executive SLIMEBALLS at Sci-Fi Channel) have spent the better part of the past two years RIDICULING the "Egyptian" elements of the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES", claiming that these elements were "so 1970's......".  Gee, David. What happened? Why the sudden "about face" in the direction you are taking your CRAPPY ASS show? I say again,...did something happen to you POLITICALLY within the past 24 hours, such as the ENDLESS CRITICISM the public has been unleashing on your show is FINALLY GETTING TO YOU?

You know what, David? What I see in you, is a television producer making a LAST GASP BREATH OF AIR in trying to SAVE YOUR SHOW which you finally realize has not gone over well with the general public. This I promise you, David (Eick.) At this point in time, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO TO TRY AND SAVE YOUR SHOW......NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO IN TRYING TO MAKE A LAST GASP ATTEMPT AT APPEALING TO THE FANBASE OF THE "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES"....(WHICH YOU INITIALLY BLEW OFF).....NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO IN TRYING TO SWEEP UNDER THE RUG AS TO HOW YOUR CAST AND CREW HAVE TREATED FANS OF THE "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" SINCE DAY ONE......I WILL NEVER......EVER......WATCH YOUR CRAPPY ASS TV SHOW, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO WITH IT....OR TRY AND CHANGE.....

I see that you have even resorted to finally RIPPING OFF "Star Wars." Well, it was only a matter of time, right David? Since you and Ronald D. Moore have RIPPED OFF EVERYTHING ELSE UNDER THE SUN, it was only a matter of time before "Star Wars" would finally enter the picture, right?

I have some CAREER ADVICE for you, Mr. David Eick. ABANDON this TRASH HEAP of a television production you have the NERVE to call "Battlestar Galactica", go on a religious retreat and develop some sort of imagination, and when you have the NERVE to return to television and produce something ORIGINAL, KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT until the verdict is in on the public's opinion of your new production. The RAPING you and Ronald D. Moore have done of the "Battlestar Galactica" BRAND NAME is getting PRETTY DAMN OLD, isn't it?    Kiss



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