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As the Sci-Fi Channel POLLUTES our airwaves tonight with another gem from Bonnie Hammer's gym sock locker (Alien Apocalypse), lets reflect on Bonnie Hammer's TRAIN WRECK STYLE OF MANAGEMENT which led to the Sci-Fi Channel taking a one way trip down the RATINGS TOILET BOWL. If I had Bonnie Hammer's RESUME in front of me right now, I would see the LEAST QUALIFIED NIT-WIT IN BROADCASTING managing the Sci-Fi Channnel. This CHICK came from managing the televised "World Wrestling Federation", so WHY THE HELL was she hired to manage the Sci-Fi Channel?-(Hello, Universal!!) This CHICK came from producing a children's show for some local affiliate station, so WHY THE HELL was she hired to manage the Sci-Fi Channel? This CHICK has a background as far away as you can get from TELEVISED SCIENCE FICTION, yet she was hired (??) to manage the Sci-Fi Channel.
The results speak for themselves. The Sci-Fi Channel has become so far removed from what its moniker claims, that I would advise anyone to NEVER watch the Sci-Fi Channel ever again UNTIL there is a PERMANENT CHANGE IN MANAGEMENT. Richard Hatch himself has said that Bonnie Hammer doesn't particularly like Science Fiction or Space Fantasy. So, why does this CHICK have this job, then? Why is this CHICK wasting the time of television viewers who would like to turn in and watch Science Fiction and Space Fantasy on the Sci-Fi Channel? Just as Bonnie Hammer doesn't particularly care for Science Fiction and Space Fantasy, I don't particularly care for Bonnie Hammer's personal tastes in programming. Everything she greenlights for production is "Larva Indigestible Clap-Trap" that is nothing more than program filler in between the late night infomercials and commercials. Hammer would definitely get the "Malodorous Putrid Sludge Award" for CRAPPY ASS PROGRAMMING DECISIONS in ALL CATEGORIES.
Contrary to the SELF-CONGRATULATORY PATS ON THE BACK that www.Scifi.com/Scifiwire gives to its own employer, there is NOT ONE CONSTRUCTIVE, PROGRAMMING DECISION that Bonnie Hammer has ever made. Everything this CHICK touches turns to a LUMP OF COAL. Slapping the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name onto a "Star Trek Sequel Series" will be Bonnie Hammer's most INFAMOUS LEGACY. Hammer and her irritating little TROLL ARMY on the Internet singing the praises of Hammer's DYSFUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING DECISIONS serve as useful a purpose in life as does an ant hill getting run over by a tractor trailer truck.
Bonnie Hammer has made such MINCE MEAT out of the concept of an entire basic cable channel being devoted to Science Fiction and Space Fantasy, that it raises GRAVE DOUBTS as to whether or not Bonnie Hammer would be qualified to do anything professionally in this life. I wouldn't trust Bonnie Hammer to be Martha Stewart's personal baking assistant in prison making cupcakes for the other female prisoners. Knowing Hammer, she would throw incompatible ingredients into the cupcake batter. Such as TABASCO SAUCE, OLIVES, and DILL PICKLES.
As indicated by Richard Hatch, Bonnie Hammer's PERSONAL TASTES as a programmer dictate what get on the air. Well, we have certainly seen where this GRAVE ERROR IN HAMMER"S JUDGEMENT has taken the potential for televised Science Fiction on cable. RIGHT DOWN THE SEWER SYSTEM. Hammer throws a little bit of everything on the air, doesn't she? HORROR, SOAP OPERA SHIT, NON-SCIENCE FICTION MOVIES from the USA film vaults. Hammer doesn't give a CRAP. If it's within arms distance reach, CHEAP AS HELL or NOT COSTING ANYTHING AT ALL, Bonnie Hammer will dump it on the air. The Sci-Fi Channel has become such a TOILET SHOWCASE for all of the CRAPPY MOVIES made by Universal Studios, that the Sci-Fi Channel's new logo should be a "Toilet Flushing."
Reading my "News Box" at the top of my board, all can see what Bonnie Hammer has done to the Sci-Fi Channel. What my "News Box" really says, is that Bonnie Hammer HAS NO BUSINESS HAVING THIS JOB OF HERS. She has turned the Sci-Fi Channel into a MEAN SPIRITED, POLITICALLY SATURATED SCRATCH BOX that lunges for and claws at any pennies of advertising revenue that manages to come its way. Week after week, the "Basic Cable Ratings" come in, and they REPEATEDLY REVEAL that none of the Sci-Fi Channel programs are even in the top 20 of all cable shows. These ratings also reveal something extremely disturbing. That Sci-Fi Channel could be doing better in the ratings if there was a DIFFERENT CORPORATION and MANAGEMENT TEAM owning and running it. The SAD STATE of Sci-Fi Channel so cries out for a BETTER and DIFFERENT MANAGEMENT TEAM that it hits cable viewers in the face 365 days a year.
So, Bonnie Hammer HATES Science Fiction? Fine!! THEN SHE SHOULD RESIGN!!! She HATES Space Fantasy? Fine!! THEN SHE SHOULD RESIGN!!! The CRIME Bonnie Hammer is committing against cable viewers, is staying with a job THAT SHE IS NOT SUITED FOR. Believe me, if I were Bonnie Hammer's BOSS, I would have TOSSED her SORRY ASS out the front door YEARS AGO. 
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