languatron
Home Help Search Login Register
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
December 18, 2005, 12:08:15 AM

Login with username, password and session length
689 Posts in 462 Topics by 1 Members
Latest Member: languatron
THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
+  languatron
|-+  Languatron's Fun Board - Your On-Line Demonstration Of Mind Over Matter: I Don't Mind, And Bonnie Hammer Doesn't Matter
| |-+  The Glen A. Larson Ridicule Section
| | |-+  Does Glen A. Larson Know How To Play The Banjo And Kazoo?
« previous next »
Pages: [1] Print
Author Topic: Does Glen A. Larson Know How To Play The Banjo And Kazoo?  (Read 301 times)
languatron
Administrator
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 689


Life could be this beautiful without NBC-TV in it.


View Profile Email
Does Glen A. Larson Know How To Play The Banjo And Kazoo?
« on: March 29, 2005, 02:26:00 PM »

He was in "The Four Preps", right? After 12 years of Glen Larson saying "I really do have the rights to Battlestar Galactica, I really do!! Therefore, I can make a continuation production at any time!!!" I think it's time that Glen Larson start putting this ROUTINE of his to MUSIC!!! He was a songwriter, right? The "Beach Boys" were inspired by him, right? Isn't it about time that Glen A. Larson put his money where his mouth is, and put this ROUTINE of his to music? Perhaps a little song & dance routine. Maybe a little TAP DANCE and then afterwords, a KAZOO SOLO!!!

Glen A. Larson is the first Hollywood type in history to have his dream project not even in the pre-production phase yet AFTER 12 YEARS!!! I don't know what Glen A. Larson is waiting on, whether it be "Hell freezing over", the "melting of the polar ice caps", or Kirstie Alley and Anna Nicole Smith having it out with one another in the SUMU WRESTLING PIT; but Glen A. Larson has turned the breathless anticipation for his "Galactica Continuation Production" into an exercise of watching icicles melt from your rafters DRIP BY DRIP.

What has transpired since Glen A. Larson first announced his PLANS for a "Galactica" continuation in 1993? Well,....LETS SEE!!! Well, we have GONE THROUGH TWO PRESIDENTS, plus,....being half way done with the ILLITERATE SON of one of those presidents!!! The "Twin Towers" came toppling down,...."Y2K" CAME & WENT.......New Line Cinema's "Lost In Space" movie CAME & WENT.....We learned what an "Osama Bin Laden" is, we learned what the United States Supreme Court IS REALLY MADE OF ( Roll Eyes)....Gary Condit had a White House Page BUMPED OFF when she may have been carrying his baby.....We learned what Congress has REALLY been spending SOCIAL SECURITY on since the early 1990's....."Enron" had more DISHONEST EXECUTIVES on the payroll than UNIVERSAL STUDIOS.....Martha Stewart went to "CAMP CUPCAKE" and taught the other female prisoners how to occupy their time in ways OTHER THAN RAPING ONE ANOTHER. The magic of the CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE RECIPE tends to have that MAGICAL EFFECT on "SERIAL LESBO RAPISTS"........Michael Jackson's NOSE got smaller and smaller while his APPETITE for young boys got BIGGER & BIGGER!!!......"Milosovich" was removed from power, "Saddam Hussein" was removed from power, the "No Fly Zone" was established in parts of Yugoslavia to protect the "Kurds"....and the world learned what Ron Popeill from the "Ronco" company (Mr. Microphone, anyone?) looked like when he started doing Informercials....

I tell 'ya boys & girls, the HISTORY that has transpired in the world SINCE Glen A. Larson first announced his plans for a "Galactica" continuation in 1993 is STAGGERING!!!  Kiss


                                                                                 Roll Eyes
« Last Edit: March 29, 2005, 02:27:39 PM by languatron » Logged
Pages: [1] Print 
« previous next »
Jump to: