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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Why Does Ronny Boy Still Need Universal Executives Pretending To Be His Fans?
« on: April 08, 2005, 02:38:42 PM »

Over on www.Ragnaranchorage.tk and www.Galactica2003.net, the CESS POOL known as Ronald D. Moore's marketing machine continues to chug along at the speed of a turtle. Ronald D. Moore's marketing machine should have closed up shop when the initial mini series wrapped production. It should have closed up shop when all 13 episodes ( Roll Eyes) from his one fourth of a first season wrapped production. With his "sixteenth of a millimeter" second season beginning this summer (no doubt as program filler in between the "Ron Popeill Ronco Microwave Oven - Fold Out Bed" Infomercials) Ronald D. Moore's marketing machine still hasn't closed up shop!!

Why does Ronald D. Moore STILL NEED Universal executives PRETENDING to be his fans on the Internet, even at this LATE DATE? If his series is doing as well as Universal/Sci-Fi Channel has claimed, then why do the "TWIN CESS POOLS" known as www.Ragnaranchorage.tk and www.Galactica2003.net STILL find it necessary to continue showering UNREALISTIC PRAISE on their lord & master,-the "EMPEROR OF CRAPPY TELEVISION" known as Ronald D. Moore? Aren't we passed the HARD SELL (RAM THIS PRODUCTION DOWN THE PUBLIC'S THROAT) phase of RONNY BOY'S production yet? Why is this HARD SELL phase STILL GOING ON WELL PASSED the conclusion of Ronald D. Moore's MICRO-MINIATURE FIRST SEASON?

I have to admit, the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation has taken this "JACK-ASS MARKETING CAMPAIGN" of theirs as far as it can possibly go. Universal executives have DRY HUMPED Ronald D. Moore from every direction and method imaginable. They have also FUCKED the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" from every conceivable direction imaginable. So, what's left for Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives to do?

The time is coming when Ronald D. Moore's "SHIT CAN TELEVISION SERIES" WILL GET CANCELLED. Will Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives keep their "JACK-ASS MARKETING CAMPAIGN" going even after the CANCELLATION? Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives have pretty much reached the point in their MEANINGLESS & PATHETIC LIVES of having to start moving on. Ronald D. Moore's series has pretty much settled ratings wise into how it will always perform. GETTING ITS ASS KICKED BY "SPONGEBOB" RERUNS, and not even ranking in the top 25 of all basic cable shows. Even Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives ACTING LIKE ASSHOLES ON THE INTERNET can't keep a series like this going forever. Either you have a smash hit television series OR YOU DON'T. Taking away the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives PRETENDING to be Ron Moore fans on the Internet, you are left with a marginal, uneventful, boring, and forgettable "HUNK OF DIARHHEA CLAP-TRAP" being kept alive on the coat-tails of the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name in its title, and Universal executives acting like ASSHOLES on www.Ragnaranchorage.tk and www.Galactica2003.net.

Just as there is hardly anyone left watching "Star Trek: Enterprise", there is EVEN LESS watching Ronald D. Moore's "TURD FEST." I think this is a very HEALTHY SIGN that television viewers have FINALLY HAD ENOUGH of Rick Berman and all of his LITTLE CHILDREN (former "Star Trek" staff writers) trying to REGURGITATE old "Star Trek" ideas with a fresh coat of paint. When you think about it, Rick Berman and his KIDS have been in television TOO DAMN LONG!! "Star Trek: The Next Generation" began in 1987 when Ronald Reagan was President!! SHIT!! Enough is enough!!! Your Rick Berman's, Ronald D. Moore's, and Michael Piller's need to hit the dusty trail and NEVER RETURN!!!

Ronald D. Moore and David Eick SLAM the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" as being a "bad hangover from the 1970's." What about the BAD HANGOVER caused by a former "Star Trek" staff writer and the former "Hercules" producer being PSYCHOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of producing anything that even remotely resembles an original idea? Ronald D. Moore's and David Eick's series called "Battlestar Galactica" is a BAD HANGOVER caused by ENDLESS THEFTS from hundreds of movies and tv shows. These two IDIOTS have RIPPED OFF so many ideas from other movies and tv shows the subject would fill a 20 volume set of encyclopedias. The "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" which Moore and Eick SLAM have MORE ORIGINAL IDEAS in it than anything these two IDIOTS could come up with.

I think I'll pay a visit to www.Ragnaranchorage.tk and see what the Universal executives are saying today which will no doubt result in them making JACK-ASSES out of themselves (AS USUAL, AS ALWAYS.)   Kiss


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