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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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The Lack Of Good Producers In The Television Industry
« on: April 10, 2005, 01:41:42 PM »

As Ronald D. Moore and David Eick have proven, any MORON with ZERO IMAGINATION can break into the television industry and end up putting CRAP onto our television screens. Rest assured, the vast majority of BAD PRODUCERS in the television industry always end up working for the Sci-Fi Channel, and end up calling it "Home." At this late date, when the "Official Publicity" for Ronald D. Moore's production should have ended; it is still going strong and trying to cover up the VERY POOR JOB Ronald D. Moore and David Eick are doing as producers.

We live in a new era now, where the LACK OF TALENT exhibited by today's television producers is GLOSSED OVER by marketing machines and publicity campaigns that DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT. The ENDLESS SERIES OF LIES coming out of "Skiffy" regarding Ronald D. Moore's production has been STAGGERING IN ITS SCOPE. "Skiffy" has FLAT OUT LIED about the ratings performance of Moore's production, has LIED about how many episodes were ACTUALLY ORDERED for a second season (the official count is 5 episodes, NOT 20), has LIED about original series fans SUPPOSEDLY being won over by this production, and has LIED about about how the original series fans REALLY FEEL about this production.

These are all SYMPTOMS of the LACK OF TALENT currently characterizing the current crop of television producers. On the talent scale, Ronald D. Moore and David Eick are no higher than the producers of Sci-Fi Channel's "Saturday Night Movies." Ronald D. Moore and David Eick NEED all of this FALSE ADVERTISING to COVER UP their LACK OF TALENT as producers. If Moore and Eick had any sort of talent, they wouldn't need the Sci-Fi Channel's publicity machine glossing over their work on a DAILY BASIS. If you suffer from the same LACK OF TALENT that Ronald D. Moore and David Eick have, all you need is a fresh coat of paint and a glossy finish from Bonnie Hammer and her minions to HIDE THIS SAD FACT.

From the current sitcoms that aren't funny, to the current dramas that are BORING & DREARY; today's television producers are perfectly capable of technically getting their programs on the air, but are incapable of entertaining an audience with what they put on the air. In the case of Ronald D. Moore and David Eick, this was merely an exercise in EGO and SELF-GRATIFICATION for the two of them. Entertaining an audience was the farthest thing from their minds. Instead, some sort of self indulgent, acceptance from peers, and "lets try and be as brilliant as we can" schtick motivated both Moore and Eick to produce some sort of CRAP for television that the two of them hoped would be regarded as "Artsy." EGO is all over Ronald D. Moore's production, without any of the vital ingrediants necessary to entertain an audience. Ronald D. Moore's and David Eick's reputations are not helped by the fact that the only individuals entertained by this DREARY MESS are the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives PRETENDING to be Ron Moore's fans over the Internet.

Today's current crop of TALENTLESS TELEVISION PRODUCERS have a NEW SET OF AGENDAS that has nothing to do with entertaining a television audience. Self gratification of the EGO, SATISFYING personal and political agendas for themselves and the studios & networks they work for, and hopefully making enough episodes for a double disc DVD set that some CLUELESS MORON will have the nerve to buy in a momentary lapse of rational judgement. From the beginning, it was painfully apparent that the last thing Ronald D. Moore and David Eick were in this "gig" for was the preservation of the PROUD LEGACY of the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES", trying to build on it, or even manufacturing something that closely resembled what the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name stood for in its title. Instead, Ronald D. Moore and David Eick revealed themselves not to be television producers, but rather "Metro-Sexual Money Counters" who whipped together an endless series of television cliches in order to survive from one paycheck to the next so they could pay the mortgages on their houses. Ronald D. Moore and David Eick, like all television producers working today, whip together CLICHED TELEVISION from a drive-thru window closely adhering to the POLITICAL MANDATES layed out by whatever studio and television network they work for.

This new era we live in is CLICHED TELEVISION at its worst, where ORIGINALITY and FRESH IDEAS are as foreign to Ronald D. Moore and David Eick as is Paul McCartney foreign to the notion of actually composing a new smash hit single that would reach #1.
All of the ILLS ravaging the television industry today are incarnated in Ronald D. Moore's production. The POLITICAL MANDATES, the LACK OF IMAGINATION, the OVER RELIANCE on CLICHED FORMULAS are all EVER PRESENT in Ronald D. Moore's production. The Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives who BLAST those who hate this series live in a PSYCHOTIC FANTASY WORLD more POTENT than the one Ronald D. Moore and David Eick encased themselves in.

Rest assured that each time Katee Sackhoff wanders around a charred battlefield that looks like a setting from "Platoon", wearing a present day and ragged military uniform, and turning herself into a HYPODERMIC JUNKIE ON CAMERA, someone's PERSONAL POLITICAL AGENDA IS BEING SATISFIED at Universal Studios, Sci-Fi Channel, or within Ronald D. Moore's production crew. Not one frame of film was shot for this production to entertain an audience. However, Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel's BUSINESS MANDATES are up on our television screens for all to see, incarnated and represented by Ronald D. Moore's production. This production was not designed to entertain; but rather, to keep Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives sufficiently MASTURBATED, SATISFIED, and DRY HUMPED psychologically.   Kiss



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