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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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If The Audience Hates It, The Sci-Fi Channel Executives Will Love It
« on: May 09, 2005, 09:49:08 AM »

Sci-Fi Channel executives, never being known for being an "audience friendly lot", have long since warped the Sci-Fi Channel into an outlet for their personal tastes and desires. The overall programming on Sci-Fi Channel is barren, hollow, empty, plagiaristic and litigious for a reason; this is the way Sci-Fi Channel executives like it. Sci-Fi Channel executives also have a fondness for putting NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING on their channel. Sci-Fi Channel executives operate under the mission statement, that if programming is hated by the audience, then it will remain on the air. They will resort to whatever means necessary to make this happen. They will IGNORE SHITTY RATINGS, they will IGNORE CRITICAL SCORN, they will IGNORE THE LAWS OF SUPPLY & DEMAND.

If Ronald D. Moore's production were genuinely loved by the viewing audience, Sci-Fi Channel would have CANCELLED IT BY NOW. Simply because, Sci-Fi Channel executives have always made it a PRIORITY to do the EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE AUDIENCE WANTS. Since the general opinion of Ronald D. Moore's production has been BAD, Sci-Fi Channel executives realized that they were on to something here. If it's BAD for the audience, it's GOOD for themselves. Indeed, Ronald D. Moore's production has not improved in quality since it first aired. It remains the BADLY WRITTEN, "STAR TREK" RIP-OFF it has always been. Most importantly, for Sci-Fi Channel executives, it pisses off the audience. That in itself is justification enough for Sci-Fi Channel executives to keep Ron Moore's GARBAGE on the air.

Never before in the history of television has a production been so hated, and never before in the history of television have network executives FOUGHT SO HARD to keep such a HATED PRODUCTION on the air. There is nothing in this production for the audience. There is nothing in this production to entertain an audience. Yet, everything in the world is in this production to make Sci-Fi Channel executives happy as hell. It has ZERO entertainment value, it ABUSES the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name, it RIP-OFFS hundreds of movies and tv shows. Most importantly, it PISSES OFF THE AUDIENCE. When Ronald D. Moore's production comes on the air, families and parents have to prevent their children from watching it, and this makes Sci-Fi Channel executives happy as hell. The adults who HATE THIS SHOW also don't watch it, which also makes Sci-Fi Channel executives happy as hell. NO ONE is watching Ronald D. Moore's production, and Sci-Fi Channel executives are HAPPY AS HELL because of it.

Sci-Fi Channel has already lost millions of dollars in misguided investing directed at this HUNK OF CRAP. But, losing millions of dollars is a small price to pay for Sci-Fi Channel executives as long as they know they are pissing off the audience. If they have pissed off the audience, they have satisfied their CORPORATE MISSION STATEMENT.

Bonnie Hammer, being at the helm of this channel for as long as she has, has nothing to show in terms of "schedule building" to justify her long time being there. Ordinarily, an executives long stay at a television network would be characterized by a strong, five night a week schedule of successful, ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING. Bonnie Hammer's LONG STAY at Sci-Fi Channel has only yielded ONE NIGHT A WEEK of MARGINAL, to BELOW AVERAGE PROGRAMMING. Her "Friday Night Block" of original programming consists of three series that wouldn't be missed if they were CANCELLED right now. The rest of her schedule consists of BOX OFFICE DUDS from the "USA Film Vaults" and B-Grade horror movies. This is the extent of Bonnie Hammer's programming talents, leading a basic cable channel to FINANCIAL RUIN.  Kiss



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