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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Ronald D. Moore Is A Neophyte And An Ass-Clown
« on: May 14, 2005, 09:58:03 AM »

The only thing worse than Ronald D. Moore being given the opportunity to write television scripts, is giving him a LOW BUDGET to accompany his scriptwriting. All FIVE EPISODES of Ronald D. Moore's ADDITIONAL FIRST SEASON shows no signs of an increased budget. If anything, Ronald D. Moore's budget has been SLASHED. Particularly, his humanoid Cylons (and you thought the humanoid Cylon from "Galactica: 1980" was terrible?) continue to march along in the typical "Ronald D. Moore Low Budget Fashion" looking, acting, talking, and reproducing just like humans. Why call this SHIT of his "Battlestar Galactica" at all? Why not call it "As The World Turns", "All My Children", or "Passions?"

After a CRAPPY MINI SERIES, CRAPPY 13 EPISODES, and CRAPPY 5 ADDITIONAL EPISODES, I'm still waiting for Ronald D. Moore to revive "Battlestar Galactica." Oh, he's carrying on the "Star Trek" franchise under the "Battlestar Galactica" title, but I'm still waiting for him to revive "Battlestar Galactica." The "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" that had a genuinely distinctive identity to differentiate it from "Star Trek." No luck. Ronald D. Moore continues to go through his "Star Trek" paces, delivering his typically mundane "Star Trek" hokum hiding behind the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name. If you thought "Star Trek: Enterprise" was HORSE SHIT, try sitting through Ronald D. Moore's "Star Trek Shit" called "Battlestar Galactica."

The FIVE ADDITIONAL EPISODES Ronald D. Moore has the nerve to call a "second season", contains all of the routine pitfalls that have plagued all of the other "Star Trek" sequel series produced by Rick Berman. An already boring and uninvolving premise that gets run into the ground more and more by accentuating all of the negative elements that drove away the mass television audience in the first place:

                     1) The dysfunctional, sociopathic, and sexually perverted personalities of the main characters.
                     2) Story ideas STOLEN from "Star Trek" and regurgitated again and again.
                     3) Ronald D. Moore's dysfunctional childhood taking the form of more baby killings and rapes.

The general television audience, and the Science Fiction audience, doesn't need any of this SHIT, because it's ALREADY BEING DONE on "Lifetime" network, HBO, Showtime, and any contemporary horror movie and crime drama. Ronald D. Moore endlessly regurgitates ad infinitum the ills of society already depicted in cinema and television, and crams it underneath the "Battlestar Galactica" title. Ironically, the only thing his series is not.....is "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!!"

Ronald D. Moore's ill-fated career artificially took off on Sci-Fi Channel, and will END when this gig of his ends. Ronald D. Moore has proven that he lacks the basic producing skills necessary to craft a cohesive, and original premise for a television series. Schizophrenia and flea market cannibalizing of elements from thousands of movies and tv shows is not the mark of an experienced and mature producer. Ronald D. Moore "Short Order Cooks" DISPOSABE SHIT for the Sci-Fi Channel executives, and moves on to the next CLICHE when the POLITICAL AGENDAS of the Sci-Fi Channel executives have been SATISFIED.

Ronald D. Moore is a "NO TALENT ASS-CLOWN" who throws together DISPOSABLE TELEVISION that NO ONE in the mass audience wants to watch. Ronald D. Moore overstays his welcome in the medium, by ignoring the wishes of the mass television audience who wants him to DIE OFF like the disposable characters he routinely kills in his word processor. Ronald D. Moore HAS NO TALENT to be in the television industry, so he has to fight, claw, and bite his way into employment. Unfortunately, GARBAGE BEING BROADCAST OVER THE TELEVISION AIRWAVES is the SAD CONSEQUENCE.

Ronald D. Moore has done one thing for the mass television audience, however. He has forced them to YEARN for the days of "Galactica: 1980", the reign of Irwin Allen, and that magical summer in 1980 when Michael Cimino put "Heaven's Gate" on cinema screens across the country.  Kiss


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