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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Why Are Universal Studios Executives The Only Ones Who Like This Show?
« on: June 01, 2005, 03:09:50 PM »

Perhaps it's because that underneath the layers of BAD WRITING, NOVICE PRODUCING, DERIVATIVE & CLICHED STORYLINES, the SCHIZOPHRENIC PREMISE, and endless counts of COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.....the POLITICAL AGENDAS of Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel executives HAVE BEEN SATISFIED. From day one I stated that Ronald D. Moore's production would not be viewer friendly. This has proven to be prophetic. Ronald D. Moore's "Star Crap: Galactica" has proven to be the most VIEWER UNFRIENDLY, POLITICALLY SATURATED production in television history. Ronald D. Moore's production has proven just how ANIMOSTIC Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel executives REALLY ARE towards the "Battlestar Galactica" copyright. This is a corporation that doesn't give a FLYING FUCK about the "Battlestar Galactica" copyright, and will do anything to ABUSE the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name, even attach it to Ronald D. Moore's STAR TREK CLONE.

Ronald D. Moore's production is not worth watching because there is NOTHING worthwhile to watch. Ronald D. Moore regurgitates old premises and ideas done thousands of times better on the shows he STOLE them from, and expects to find a television audience. 1.5 years after Ronald D. Moore's "Star Shit: Galactica" premiered, HE STILL HASN'T FOUND AN AUDIENCE...And despite the diehard protests of Darth Marley and Stallion_Cornell, EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE & PSYCHOTIC Universal Studios executives pretending to be Ron Moore's fans DO NOT COUNT as any sort of an audience.

Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel executives succeeded in doing one thing. They succeeded in CRAPPING out a television show that ONLY Universal Studios executives would want to watch. What's not to like in Ronald D. Moore's production for Universal Studios executives, who have been SALIVATING OVER THIS SHIT for the past 1. 5 years? All of their POLITICAL AGENDAS have been SATISFIED with this show. Such secondary nonsense as ENTERTAINING the TELEVISION AUDIENCE is UNIMPORTANT for these Universal Studios executives as long as their precious POLITICAL AGENDAS get SATISFIED along the way.

Ronald D. Moore's production has achieved exactly what Universal Studios POLITICAL AGENDAS wanted it to achieve:

                  1) Keep the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" dead.

                  2) Keep George Lucas HAPPY!! Grin

                  3) Preserve their ownership of the "Galactica" copyright which they FULLY INTEND to keep ABUSING for the
                      next QUARTER CENTURY.

                  4) Prevent anyone else (such as Tom DeSanto) from doing anything GENUINELY CONSTRUCTIVE with the
                      "Battlestar Galactica" property.

                  5) Allow themselves to continue to unleash the MOST DESTRUCTIVE MANAGEMENT DECISIONS on the
                      "Galactica" copyright (Ronald D. Moore' series), which of course, will continue to prevent "Battlestar Galactica"
                      from reaching even its BARE MINIMUM POTENTIAL.

When Ronald D. Moore's series is FINALLY LAYED TO REST in the CANCELLATION SHIT-CAN, let this be a lesson to ALL Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel executives. Maybe next time they will think twice about making a CRAPPY ASS television show for THEMSELVES TO ENJOY POLITICALLY.  Kiss


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