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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Ronald D. Moore Has Hit The "Brady Bunch Casting Road Block"
« on: June 09, 2005, 02:52:44 PM »

When a television series resorts to drastic measures in casting guest stars, the handwriting is on the wall for the series demise. The "Brady Bunch" was so worn out by the time they cast Robbie Rist as cousin "Oliver", viewers didn't give a shit anymore about the "Brady Bunch", and didn't give a shit that Robbie Rist had no chemistry whatsoever with the veteran cast members. Why? the viewers weren't watching anymore. When the "Partridge Family" cast that young kid as the next door neighbor in the final season, viewers didn't give a shit anymore about "Partridge Family" or the fact that this kid (like Robbie Rist) had no chemistry whatsoever with the other cast members. Why? The viewers weren't watching anymore.

The one thing I do like about Ronald D. Moore's "Star Crap: Galactica", is that it has reached the point of being tired and worn out creatively without having to subject the audience to 4 or 5 excruciating seasons. Moore's series is a DEAD DUCK after only 13 episodes are in the can, and WAS a DEAD DUCK when the pilot was first being broadcast. Yes Sir!! The CREATIVE DRAIN which took the "Brady Bunch" and "Partridge Family" 4 years to reach, has hit Ronald D. Moore's series before, during, and after its FIRST SEASON!!

This brings us to the casting of Lucy Lawless (Xena-Warrior Princess) as a guest star in an upcoming episode which may or MAY NOT reach the airwaves!! Not that Ronald D. Moore's cast members ever had chemistry towards each other in the first place, but Lucy Lawless being cast in this SHIP WRECK points to the RECKLESSNESS and THOUGHTLESSNESS in casting which has plagued Ronald D. Moore's series since day one. This casting decision was obviously one of CONVENIENCE for David Eick. "Cast the people you know, can get a hold of quickly,....and who cares if viewers will automatically think of "Xena" if they see Lucy Lawless guest starring in this thing!!" If David Eick had never produced "Xena", Lucy Lawless would never have been cast. This follows the trend of all Universal Studios employees who are LAZY AS HELL....Take the easy way out every single time!! Which is why Sci-Fi Channel RAIDS the USA film vaults every 2 seconds, for example.

Ronald D. Moore's series, never having had a distinctive identity in the first place, continues down the path of "no identity in particular" by furthering the trend of throwing everything but the KITCHEN SINK into this series:  recyled "Star Trek" scripts and ideas, recycled ideas from other movies and tv shows, and DERIVATIVE PROPS & SET DESIGN; all converging into an UNINSPIRED, and DERIVATIVE visual smorgasbord of NO ORIGINALITY...We now have the THOUGHTLESS CASTING of Lucy Lawless into this mess for no constructive purpose other than its handy convenience for David Eick.

What's next in the casting if Moore's series survives 5 more episodes? The CHICKS from "Cleopatra-2525?" The CHICKS from "Scary Movie?" If it's an opportunity to substitute MORE SEX for PLOT, Ronald D. Moore will round up as many CHICKS as he can!!  Kiss


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