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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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What If "New Line Cinema" Kept Making Sequels To "Lost In Space?"
« on: July 03, 2005, 01:10:44 PM »

1998 was not a good year for New Line Cinema. They blew $70 million on a remake of "Lost In Space" that not only PISSED OFF the fanbase of the 1960's tv series, but also failed to bring a large audience overall into the movie theaters. This is where New Line Cinema's stupidity came to an abrupt halt, however. At least New Line Cinema knew when to quit. They knew that they had a major turkey on their hands, and went NO FURTHER in trying to RAM the damn thing down the public's throat. New Line Cinema did the respectable thing and let "Lost In Space" die a quiet death.....


                    THIS IS WHERE THE BOUNDLESS STUPIDITY OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENTERS THE PICTURE


On the disaster scale, Ronald D. Moore's "BattleCrap: Galactica" ranks right up there with New Line Cinema's "Lost In Space" movie. Unfortunately, Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel is not endowed nor blessed with the same sort of CORPORATE WISDOM that New Line Cinema has. Ronald D. Moore's "BATTLECRAP: GALACTICA" is obviously a MAJOR TURKEY of a production that has not bonded with any demographic group, or casual television watcher. This hasn't stopped Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel from continuing to TRY and RAM this production down the public's throat.

Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel has a different corporate philosophy than New Line Cinema, and IT IS NOT A NORMAL ONE. Whereas New Line Cinema admits defeat and quietly buries that which didn't go over well with the public, Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel KEEPS INVESTING MONEY in its FAILURES, and if the public doesn't like it; blames the public for not liking it, AND OPENLY ATTACKS THE PUBLIC ON THE INTERNET. By hook or by crook, Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel is HELL BENT DETERMINED that the public is going to like Ronald D. Moore's "STAR CRAP: GALACTICA" SERIES. If the public doesn't, Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel WILL KEEP ATTACKING AND ARGUING WITH THE PUBLIC OVER THE INTERNET until they see the light and see things the way that Universal Studios CORPORATE MANAGEMENT wants them to see things.

Somewhere along the way, Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel BRAINWASHED themselves into believing that the marketplace is a DICTATORSHIP, where the general public can be BRAINWASHED and FORCED into liking something THEY REALLY DON'T LIKE. Maybe this is why Ronald D. Moore's "STAR CRAP: GALACTICA" series IS ON ITS LAST LEG. "STAR CRAP: GALACTICA" is ALMOST DEAD, because Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel THOUGHT that they could BRAINWASH THE PUBLIC into embracing their INNERMOST POLITICAL AGENDAS attached to "Battlestar Galactica" THAT HAVE BEEN IN PLACE SINCE 1979.

As a member of the general public, I can speak from experience when I say that the general public.....



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