languatron
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Life could be this beautiful without NBC-TV in it.
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Bonnie Hammer uses a commercial cable network like a crutch. If there are commercials running on her network, it's that much less time that she has to fill with new programming. A commercial free "Sci-Fi Channel" would be a mark of true class, just as long as Bonnie Hammer and NBC-Universal were not running that channel. What would Bonnie Hammer do with herself if she were suddenly faced with the prospect of running a commercial free Sci-Fi Channel? Knowing Hammer, she would screw the channel up even worse with EVEN MORE frequent raids of the "USA Film Vaults", digging out EVEN MORE "NON-SCIENCE FICTION BOX OFFICE DUDS" from Universal Studios RICH HISTORY OF BEING UNABLE TO CONNECT WITH THE MOVIE GOING PUBLIC. Hammer would probably come up with even more STUPID IDEAS for television series, such as "Dream Team", "Scare Tactics", and "Billy Boy Shatner's Full Moon Fright Night."
Perhaps the biggest tragedy that would hit Bonnie Hammer if she were suddenly faced with the prospect of running a commercial free "Sci-Fi Channel", is that she wouldn't be able to sit on her LAZY ASS as frequently as she used to. A commercial free cable network tends to take up a great deal of the time of all of the various executives involved. I think that the executives working for HBO, Showtime, and Encore would tend to agree with me.
I think Bonnie Hammer would face the ordeal of having to run a commercial free "Sci-Fi Channel" with the same sort of SHREWD, RAZOR SHARP, POOR DECISION MAKING that has become her HALLMARK. I would see Hammer GUTTING the Science Fiction content of the channel even further (what's left to GUT?), combined with a TOTAL SATURATION of Horror movies and NON-GENRE movies from the USA film vaults. "Sci-Fi Channel" would eventually be forced to change its name (why it hasn't been changed long before now is anyone's guess) because within the CREATIVELY DYSFUNCTIONAL MINDS of NBC-Universal executives, they wouldn't be able to figure out how to load a commercial free cable network with round the clock Science Fiction programming. Hell!! NBC-Universal executives can't figure out how to load a commercial rich cable network with Science Fiction programming 25% of the time!! Perhaps it's just as well that Sci-Fi Channel is a commercial rich cable network. Faced with the prospect of the Sci-Fi Channel being commercial free, Bonnie Hammer would FUCK THE CHANNEL to utter hell even further (if that's even possible!!)
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