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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Is NBC-Universal In Bed With The Entire North American Print Media?
« on: July 10, 2005, 01:38:09 PM »

We all know the old "Song & Dance" routine from NBC-Universal. Their "Star Crap: Galactica" series, (THREATENED INTO EXISTENCE by Ronald D. Moore), has amounted to being nothing more than a "Roger Corman B-Grade Exercise In Schlock" with CLICHES, STEREOTYPES, and THEFTS FROM OTHER SHOWS. In short, there is NOTHING PRESENT to praise in Ronald D. Moore's series. Yet, here we are on the eve of the week when Sci-Fi Channel's "Triple Threat Friday" ( Roll Eyes) premieres, and TV Guide ( Roll Eyes) along with most of the local tv magazine weeklies are falling all over themselves EJACULATING PRAISE all over Ronald D. Moore's series. It makes you wonder doesn't it? Since quite frankly, there isn't anything present in Moore's series to praise, it stands to reason that the entire NBC-Universal corporation IS IN BED with the entire "North American Print Media" in order to get them to shower praise on Ronald D. Moore's series. Is Bonnie Hammer SLEEPING with someone in the media? Is Bob Wright SLEEPING with someone in the media? One thing is certain: SOMEONE FROM NBC-UNIVERSAL IS SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE FROM OUR MEDIA in order to get this much praise showered on Ronald D. Moore's UNPRAISEWORTHY production.

NBC-Universal even threw in an additional MANDATE, an additional GUIDLELINE for our print media to follow when writing about Ronald D. Moore's series. That is, ATTACK THE "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" while ARTIFICIALLY PRAISING Ronald D. Moore's series. I guess NBC-Universal is one of those corporations that never learns the MORALITY LESSON involved in "BITING THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU." You see, merchandising from Ronald D. Moore's series ISN'T paying BOB WRIGHT'S SALARY. Merchandising from the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" IS paying BOB WRIGHT'S SALARY. NBC-Universal has made all of that money off of the DVD set from the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES", all of that money off of the Richard Hatch and Dirk Benedict action figures, all of that money off of the ICONIC SPACECRAFT DESIGNS/MODEL KITS from the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES", and books, calenders, and trading cards from the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES"; yet NBC-Universal turns around and ENDLESSLY ATTACKS the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" while marketing Ronald D. Moore's HUNK OF CRAP.

If this isn't a clear indication that Ronald D. Moore's series is on its DEATH BED, I don't know what is. I suppose since NBC-Universal is indeed stuck with a SUB-STANDARD PRODUCT in the form of Ronald D. Moore's series, all that they can do to try and SAVE IT is to SEXUALLY COERCE the entire NORTH AMERICAN PRINT MEDIA to shower praise on it. These are supposed to be mature and responsible journalists who have enough common sense to know where CRAP IS, and where CRAP ISN'T. Since some kind of COZY DEAL was arranged by NBC-Universal to cause our media to EJACULATE ALL OVER Ronald D. Moore's series, all of the SUPPOSED COMMON SENSE of these journalists went right out the window.

What makes it so easy to see through the FALSE PRAISE being showered on Moore's series by our EASILY BOUGHT MEDIA, is that there is simply nothing present in Moore's series to praise. A "STAR TREK TEMPLATE" laid over Ronald D. Moore's wafer thin skeleton of a premise in order to PROP IT UP; fattened out by RIPS & SWIPES from every known movie and tv show ever produced. If our media wasn't "Influenced" by NBC-Universal, would their praise of Moore's series be so.....CARTOONISH?

NBC-Universal has a FAILED SERIES on their hands. And they are HELL BENT DETERMINED not to acknowledge that sad fact. NBC-TV ran a three hour block of Ronald D. Moore's series last night. NO ONE WATCHED. How much more is it going to take for NBC-Universal to FINALLY ADMIT DEFEAT and acknowledge that Ronald D. Moore's IS NOT BEING ACCEPTED BY THE VIEWING AUDIENCE? NBC-Universal DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE when GINO FAILED on Sci-Fi Channel. NBC-Universal didn't get the message when GINO FAILED on another network!! What's next? Does NBC-Universal want to see if GINO would FAIL on ABC, CBS, and FOX?

I think Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonnell have every right in the world to be FROWING in every publicity photo they give. They both will be FANNING OUT RESUMES VERY SOON!! Perhaps they already know it!!  Kiss


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