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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Sci-Fi Channel Tries Once Again To "Ram Ron Moore" Down The Public's Throat
« on: July 15, 2005, 05:46:59 PM »

Sci-Fi Channel's "Triple Threat Friday" premieres tonight, the weekly block of morose programming that the public makes plans to AVOID. Specifically, Sci-Fi Channel has pulled out all of the stops to try and generate interest for Ronald D. Moore's "Star Shit: Galactica" series." And what a menu of "horseshit" Sci-Fi Channel has whipped up!!

       1) A "brainwashed" Richard Hatch, (showing no shame in the fact that his individuality, private thoughts, free speech, and
           critical opinions of Ronald D. Moore have been successfully silenced by NBC-Universal waving a paycheck in front of him),
           continues to be the "hollow zombie" that bribery has turned him into, and toots the horn of Ronald D. Moore on many less
           than legitimate web sites across the Internet. I know the real Richard Hatch is still alive within that hollow shell somewhere,
           the trick is to somehow find him.

       2) Our media can be bribed by the Bush Administration, and by God; by the NBC-Universal propaganda machine as well!! If you
           wave bribery money in front of any magazine or newspaper journalist, he/she will say whatever the hell you want them to
           say!! "Ronald D. Moore is wonderful!!"...so says our bribed journalists!!! "'Starshit: Galactica' is compelling television!!"....so
           says our bribed journalists!!!

       3) NBC-Universal is so desperate for viewers to watch "Starshit: Galactica", they were even running commercials on CBS-TV!!
           Never before in the history of television has a corporation FOUGHT LIKE HELL to keep a FAILED television series on the air!!
           What should have been CANCELLED a good year ago continues to limp along on LIFE SUPPORT. The CBS ads will go down
           in history as the most DESPERATE ACT YET of NBC-Universal in trying to keep this DISASTER on the air!!

NBC-Universal wants it both ways. After PISSING AWAY the fanbase of the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES", they still pursue and COVET their viewership!! While still ATTACKING the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" in their NEVER ENDING PUBLICITY CAMPAIGN for Ronald D. Moore's series. NBC-Universal either has the WORST MARKETERS in the industry working for them, or the entire corporation is JUST PLAIN RETARDED.

Ronald D. Moore's series is in TROUBLE, and no amount of SPERM EJACULATING from Richard Hatch, (or two bit journalists who could care less) will be able to save Ronald D. Moore's series. Like most of the SUB-STANDARD programming on Skiffy, "Starshit: Galactica" eternally lumbers along, looking for viewers it never found and never will.

Ronald D. Moore is not the Messiah, but BRIBED JOURNALISTS would claim otherwise. For a fairly routine and "Ho-Hum" ex-Star Trek writer, Ronald D. Moore certainly gets the praise HE NEVER EARNED, doesn't he? Detaching the UMBILICAL CORD that keeps Ronald D. Moore fat and paid within the NBC-Universal corporation, we have a NO TALENT HAS BEEN whipping up WARMED OVER "Star Trek" on a "West Wing" hot plate. NBC-Universal needed no logical reason to attach the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name to this MESS other than the standard CORPORATE AMERICA REPLY: "Well, we own it. So we can do whatever the 'Fuck' we want to do with it." LOGIC not being a necessary component in their reasons for doing so!!

So, as the "Marketing Exhausted Universal Executives", and "Brainwashed Richard Hatch" sit back tonight in order to assess whether or not their VERBAL LOVEMAKING over the Internet to Ronald D. Moore's series will yield something other than a 0.5 rating, we can rest in the knowledge that Ronald D. Moore's series will still be the apple of NBC-Universal's eye even if its ratings do not yield sexual gratification equal to its ON-LINE MARKETING!!  Kiss


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