languatron
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Life could be this beautiful without NBC-TV in it.
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I suppose that if I were an "elderly has-been" working for Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel, (and sitting on my lazy ass all day long web surfing,) I would turn into a CURMUDGEON, ELDERLY PSYCHOPATH as well. The reason why the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation covets the youth so much, is because all of the OLD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS working for Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel wish that they were that young again. Look at Bonnie Hammer. An ELDERLY, FLESH ROTTING OLD WOMAN who does everything she can to cast 12 YEAR OLDS in all of her CRAPPY PRODUCTIONS. I bet that Bonnie Hammer wishes that she was that young again. I bet she wishes that she doesn't look like PHYLLIS DILLER with the flesh rotting off of her skeleton. Thus, Bonnie Hammer, Bob Wright, and the rest of the OLD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS working for Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel only cast actors in their productions who still have acne problems and condom disposal problems.
Ronald D. Moore's "Star Crap: Galactica" series has all of the ELDERLY STEALTH MARKETERS working for Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel hovering over it like a bunch of OLD PEOPLE coming to a dead stop at green lights all at once. All of these OLD ASS STEALTH MARKETERS want that youthful look again, so that they won't be so damn ugly. Hell, these STEALTH MARKETERS at Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel know damn well that they are ELDERLY, OVER THE HILL, NO LONGER USEFUL TO SOCIETY (not that they ever were); and need to engage in some MEANINGLESS ACTIVITY at Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel that will somehow get their feeble minds off of the ELDERLY INDUCED MISERY that they have to face every day.
Yeah, I'll bet all of your Stallion_Cornells, RGrants, Koengirules. Teds, and Larocque90210s are all hitting 60 at least; smelling like USED TAMPONS & ALCOHOL, and greasing up Ronald D. Moore's ass again before they take him for another ride on the FRUIT LOOP EXPRESS. These OLD COOTS are all over the Internet, aren't they? Engaging in their ENDLESS SCHTICK of saying what a success Ronald D. Moore's "Star Crap: Galactica" is, while ignoring the fact that a recent trial run on NBC-TV resulted in NBC having its LOWEST RATINGS EVER. How about the fact that "Star Crap: Galactica" has NEVER place in the top 20 of all cable shows? Not to worry. All of these OLD COOTS will just do what they always do, SPIN DOCTOR THE SHIT out of the ratings overnights!!
As Ronald D. Moore's SECOND HALF OF A FIRST SEASON crawls out of the gate, surviving on the EXLAX induced B.S. of Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel, the ELDERLY STEALTH MARKETERS of Universal Studios will be found where they are always found, on the Internet and CAUSING TROUBLE. 
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