languatron
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Life could be this beautiful without NBC-TV in it.
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Universal/Sci-Fi Channel will NEVER be known for making the right decisions in any business venture. They will also NEVER be known for attracting the right people for employment who could really do their corporation a world of good. Ronald D. Moore has made the 21st Century equivelent of the "Starlost" tv series, with a slightly larger budget. It comes as no surprise then, that in order to MASK its own CORPORATE INADEQUACIES, and MASK the LACK OF TALENT Ronald D. Moore is known for, Universal/Sci-Fi Channel implemented AGGRESSIVE INTERNET BASED ADVERTISING of Ronald D. Moore's series. Of course, this AGGRESSIVE MARKETING is also designed to hide the fact that Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives HAVEN'T GOT A GOD DAMN CLUE as to how to do their jobs, or to successfully navigate themselves in their chosen profession.
More often than not, Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives will put CRAP on our television and movie screens. This is especially true when these executives attempt to tackle a genre that the public dreads each time they try. The public knows all too well what the dreaded outcome will be when Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives get their hands on the Science Fiction/Fantasy genre. "GINO", the "Hulk" movie, "Pitch Black", "Mansquito", "Alien Express", and "Man-Thing" are just a few of the more MENTALLY HANDICAPPED offerings the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives have attempted to RAM DOWN THE PUBLIC'S THROAT. Even though these productions always end up in the DISCOUNT DVD BIN at "Best Buy", this does little to comfort the public that had to put up with this BULLSHIT in the first place.
One thing the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation will NEVER be accused of is expressing WISDOM. When one of their SHIT BAG PRODUCTIONS ends up on our movie or tv screens, we can take comfort in the fact that it was due to IDIOTS within Universal/Sci-Fi channel who NEVER should have been hired into any decision making position, or even as a janitor in Bonnie Hammer's MEN'S ROOM. What can be said about a corporation that gives us "GINO" on Friday nights, and then rounds out the PUNISHMENT with a CRAPPY ASS "Saturday Night Movie?" My record for lasting through a Sci-Fi Channel production (GINO or otherwise) was about five minutes. That record was shattered this past Saturday when I caught about two minutes of "Alien Express", and I couldn't take anymore. When a helicopter crashed into the side of a bridge, and the resulting explosion looked less convincing than an ANIMATED ASTEROID blowing up on the "Superfriends" cartoon from the 1970's, I stood my ground and vowed that the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel corporation would NEVER NAPALM the broadcast airwaves I watch (with their LOW BUDGET CRAP) ever again. The public should just resign themselves to the fact that Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives are either under the consistent influence of MIND ALTERING CHEMICALS while on the job, or they just don't give a FLYING SHIT as to what they put on the air. "GINO" in particular is the result of the CORPORATE INADEQUACIES at Universal/Sci-Fi Channel that we have come to know and DREAD. 
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