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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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There is No Escape From The Universal Studios Logo
« on: August 26, 2005, 04:46:26 PM »

I try not to make it a habit of purchasing DVD-TV box sets from Universal Studios, as Universal Studios has turned DEFECTIVE MERCHANDISING of DVD-TV box sets into a SHAMELESS PRACTICE. I recently weakened however, and RISKED purchasing the "Emergency!" DVD set. For whatever reason, call it an act of God, or the fact that somehow "Emergency!" managed to not end up on Universal Studios PERSONAL VENDETTA SHIT LIST of classic tv shows; "Emergency!" managed to escape the DEFECTIVE IMPLEMENTATION WING of Universal Studios manufacturing, and turned out to be a decent DVD set. I'll even defend the lack of extras on this set by asking what could they have included other than recent interviews with Randolph Mantooth and Kevin Tighe? There was no behind the scenes footage shot of tv shows in the early 1970's, so what could they have included?

One thing I do take issue with, is the Universal Studios logo all over this damn set. I'll throw Universal a bone here and justify them including the logo the moment after the disc loads into your DVD player. When the damn logo keeps appearing before the start of each episode however, this is where I take issue. We don't need this logo appearing upwards of 12 times on this DVD set, as we already know who owns this copyright. After the second or third time of the logo's appearance, can we help but not know? The fact is, Universal Studios is the only studio in Hollywood which is LOGO CRAZY. You don't see the logo of Columbia/Tri-Star appearing at the start of every episode on their DVD-TV sets. The same thing with 20th Century Fox and any other studio. If Universal Studios is suffering from some INFERIORITY COMPLEX which motivates to toot their own horn 12 or 13 times (or more) on their DVD-TV sets, they do have an EMOTIONAL PROBLEM, don't they?

On the other rare occasions when I purchased a DVD-TV set from Universal Studios (Battlestar Galactica, Buck Rogers) the logo again appears at the start of every episode. Do we need to be reminded again and agaiin for example, that Universal Studios was TOO STUPID to sell the Galactica copyright to Richard Hatch, or that their handling of the Buck Rogers tv series was TOO STUPID FOR WORDS? Consumers already know who the copyright owners of these tv shows are when the DVD-TV sets are still sealed in the factory plastic, as the logo is PLAINLY VISIBLE on the packaging. In the case of Universal Studios, their logo is on the PACKAGING (sometimes TWICE), it's on the insert booklet of the DVD-TV set (on the RARE OCCASIONS when Universal Studios bothers to include an insert booklet into their DVD-TV sets), and their LOGO is advertised at the start of every episode on their DVD-TV sets.

I have a hunch, that everytime Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel executives have to TAKE A SHIT, the background music of the Universal Studios logo plays just before they TAKE A SHIT, plays a second time while they are TAKING A SHIT, and then it PLAYS AGAIN when they FLUSH THE TOILET. Who knows? Maybe the background music also plays while they are WIPING THEIR ASSES.
With the kind of REPUTATION Universal Studios has in both Hollywood and in the public domain, they should probably keep the playing of the Universal Studios logo to a BARE MINIMUM on their DVD-TV sets.  Kiss
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