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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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GINO Cheats Viewers With A Low Budget And Warmed Over "Star Trek" Cliches
« on: August 29, 2005, 03:55:06 PM »

A few years down the pike makes all the difference in the world, doesn't it? It truly amazes me that the very same IDIOTS who were arguing with me on various bulletin boards (a few years ago) and PASSIONATELY REFUTING my claims that GINO was nothing but a jumbled smorgasbord of "Star Trek" cliches, ARE NOW SAYING THE EXACT SAME THING. Lets take "TwoBrained Cylon" for example. When this IDIOT was going through his "Lets give Ron Moore a chance even though he FUCKED 'Galactica'" phase, no one could tell him that GINO was NOTHING BUT "Star Trek" cliches. If you tried to tell him, Sandy accused you of being a terrible person, and accused you of failing to recognize what a nice person Ronald D. Moore was. In just about every post he writes now, Sandy makes at least one reference to GINO being nothing more than "Star Trek" CLICHES. One of his most recent posts states "GINO takes one hour of 'Star Trek' CLICHES and stretches them out over 8 hours." He even throws in remarks about GINO's LOW BUDGET which I have also been saying all along. Other posters have also come around and are now saying WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG.

What happened? Why is "TwoBrained Cylon" (apparently) no longer the ASS HOLE he once was? Maybe it's because Sandy has been DISCONNECTED from the HIVE COLLECTIVE of the GINO marketing machine which is no longer in operation, and has gone back to being his usual, nauseating self. Sandy did "Battlestar Galactica" fandom a TREMENDOUS DISSERVICE by agreeing to endorse this STEAMING PILE OF HORSE SHIT from Ronald D. Moore which HIJACKED the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name. In the process of him doing so, he ENDORSED a LOW BUDGET, SHIT-BAG PRODUCTION shot on the back alleys and back lots of Vancouver; operating on a SHOESTRING BUDGET and using such FLEA MARKET MATERIAL as PRESENT DAY MILITARY UNIFORMS, HUMVEES, PRESENT DAY THREE-PIECE SUITS (FROM "SEARS"), PRESENT DAY EYE GLASSES, WALL CLOCKS, and anything else the GINO production crew can ultilize in order to relieve themselves of the TERRIBLE BURDEN of having to exercise some imagination in ART DIRECTION and PRODUCTION DESIGN. The ultimate INSULT to the viewing public is dressing a MODEL with NO ACTING ABILITY in a RED COCKTAIL DRESS and calling her a "Cylon."


IF RONALD D. MOORE'S PRODUCTION HAD ANY LESS MONEY TO WORK WITH, IT WOULD BARELY BE AT THE LEVEL OF A HIGH
                                                               SCHOOL STAGE PLAY


GINO had a recent episode where they tried to recreate (via LOW BUDGET) the "Lost Planet Of The Gods" episode from the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES." Ronny boy is even trying to recreate (via LOW BUDGET) the "Living Legend" episode with trusty "STAR TREK CONTRACT PLAYER MICHELLE FORBES" in the Commander Caine role. Isn't it convenient how Ronald D. Moore HAS ALL of the former "Star Trek-The Next Generation" cast members on 24 HOUR CALL? Why should we be surprised? THIS IS HOW RONALD D. MOORE OPERATES. Recycled "Star Trek" ideas, plots, and CAST MEMBERS plugged into his SCHIZOPHRENIC SMORGASBORD of "Star Trek"-"Terminator"-"Blade Runner"-"Babylon 5" SHIT HOLE of a production.

The GINO fans (Universal/Sci-Fi Channel STEALTH MARKETERS) are jumping for joy that a recent GINO episode had a .1 increase in viewership. This after GINO LOST 23% of its viewership AND NEVER GOT THOSE VIEWERS BACK. I guess that if you're a Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executive (WHERE FAILURE IS A DAILY ROUTINE YOU MUST DEAL WITH), it doesn't take much to float your boat.  Kiss
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