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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Soap Opera Shit....."Star Trek" Shit....."West Wing" Shit.....What Is This Shit?
« on: September 07, 2005, 01:36:04 PM »

After being on the air for what seems like an eternity, Ronald D. Moore's CRAP FEST erroneously titled "Battlestar Galactica" STILL LACKS A DISCERNABLE IDENTITY just as it did when it first aired two years ago. Ronald D. Moore and David Eick embody a very dangerous precedent in Hollywood for any television producer under the age of 12 years old seeking employment. It is no longer necessary to even have a PREMISE to get on the air anymore. All that you need (as Ronald D. Moore and David Eick have proven) are VAGUE and INCOHERENT IDEAS of what you want to do with a television series, and present such an INCOMPLETE SALES PITCH to such GULLIBLE CORPORATIONS as Universal Studios/Sci-Fi Channel waiting to gobble it up. Indeed, at this late date; and after having been on the air for almost two years, Ronald D. Moore and David Eick HAVE YET TO NAIL DOWN A COHERENT AND DISCERNABLE PREMISE for their television series.

One moment a "Soap Opera", the next moment a "West Wing" drama, the next moment a "Star Trek" KNOCK-OFF, the next moment a POOR ATTEMPT at trying to IMITATE the "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES"......the CHAMELEONIC NATURE of Ronald D. Moore's series advertises the PRODUCING INEXPERIENCE of Ronald D. Moore and David Eick LOUD & CLEAR. Moore and Eick are making this SHIT up as they go along, what they should have nailed down premise wise LONG BEFORE they began pitching their series.

Ronald D. Moore's LACK OF VERSATILITY as a television producer is DISGUSTING. Rick Berman taught Ronald d. Moore how to CRANK OUT a "Star Trek" sequel series so well, THIS IS ALL THAT RONALD D. MOORE can do. And then Moore tries to HIDE THE FACT that he cranked out a "Star Trek" sequel series by disguising it one week as a SOAP OPERA, the next week "West Wing", the week after that a "Terminator" knock off. Ronald D. Moore is the most ILL-PREPARED TELEVISION PRODUCER in the history of the medium to venture out producing his own show for the first time. At least Michael Landon (before producing and writing "Little House On The Prairie") learned EVERYTHING he needed to know to do that job, by GOING TO SCHOOL while he was guest starring on "Bonanza." And Landon went to producing school a good FOUR YEARS before he knew he was ready to helm "Little House On The Prairie" on his own. Lets contrast this with Ronald D. Moore and the manner in which he got this job. WHINING, CRYING, THROWING TEMPER TANTRUMS UNTIL HE GOT HIS WAY. Whether or not Moore was actually qualified to do this job was OBVIOUSLY unimportant to Moore. And the SAD RESULTS are VISIBLE for all to see. a PATHETIC television series WITHOUT a DISCERNABLE PREMISE, CHAMELEONIC SCHIZOPHRENIA from one week to the next, A PRODUCTION CREW that CAN'T even design original sets, props, and costumes for Moore's series.

        CAN RONALD D. MOORE MAKE VIEWERS SICK TO THEIR STOMACHS ANYMORE THAN WHAT THEY ALREADY ARE?  Kiss
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