languatron
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Life could be this beautiful without NBC-TV in it.
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1) The lower the ratings drop, the more the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives will fight to keep the failed tv series on the air.
2) Keep all ratings data HIDDEN from "Sky One" and the Universal/Sci-Fi Channel SHAREHOLDERS when the ratings hover around a 1.0 for two consecutive years. Especially useful when you want additional funding for more episodes.
3) Let Ronald D. Moore bully you into greenlighting NEEDLESS additional episode orders when his series should have been SHIT-CANNED years ago.
4) Routinely issue FAKE press releases specifically designed to MISLEAD THE PUBLIC into believing the SPIN DOCTORED ratings data of "certain productions",....such as Ronald D. Moore's "GINO!!"
5) When the EGOS,...... REPUTATIONS,.... and...... CAREERS...... of Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives are tied up into a FAILED TV SERIES, dispatch Universal executives to ARGUE ON-LINE with the general public over the tv series IN QUESTION.
6) Even though the tv series in question ONLY uses the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name and JETTISONS everything else, BRAINWASH the public into believing otherwise. BRAINWASH METHODS might include COMBING SHOPPING MALLS across the country and INTIMIDATING SHOPPERS into watching your FAILED TV SHOW.
7) Accentuate the COWARDICE of Univerasal/Sci-Fi Channel executives on-line by instructing them to BEHAVE AS FANS of Ronald D. Moore's series. Building an ON-LINE FANBASE for Ronald D. Moore is as easy as fat ass Universal/Sci-Fi Channel executives being allowed to sit at their computers all day long and collecting a paycheck for it.
 "Sweet Money" being slipped under the table never hurt anybody, right? Just ask TV Guide and any other media publications who published gushing articles over Ronald D. Moore's "TURD FEST."
9) The key to a successful press release for Sci-Fi Channel, is to claim the EXACT OPPOSITE of what is alwasy going on, so the public will never deduce what a FAILED and DYSFUNCTIONAL CORPORATION Universal/Sci-Fi channel REALLY IS!! 
10) If Ronald D. Moore's series has ACTUALLY BEEN CANCELLED, release a HASTILY WRITTEN PRESS RELEASE claiming an additional episode pick-up. That way, by the time the next batch of ten episodes begins airing in early 2006, NO ONE will remember the press release when Ronald D. Moore's series ACTUALLY GETS CANCELLED!! 
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