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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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The Mini Series Costume Designer: Absent Without Leave
« on: November 01, 2004, 02:36:53 PM »

Perhaps one of the most startling things about Ron Moore's mini series and 13 episode series, is the lack of imaginative costume design that hits you (the viewer) like a ton of bricks.  There was no excuse for this production even being made, or wasting perfectly good film to shoot the damn thing on.  One of the many things that Ronald D. Moore FAILED to learn in college, is the importance of IMAGINATION in visual arts. The LOW STANDARDS in costuming which obviously drove Ron Moore's production, actually PLUNGED BELOW the LOW STANDARDS in costuming seen in other Sci-Fi Channel productions. The lack of imaginative costume design in Ron Moore's production is so startling, the cast is literally wearing hand me down rags and "odds & ends" collected from dumpsters around Vancouver, California, and Ron Moore's basement. If anything, Ron Moore's production will be remembered as being the most startling example of LACKING IMAGINATION ever demonstrated by a television production crew.

As a viewer, you sit there watching this STARTLING PIECE OF CRAP of a television production and think to yourself, "Universal/Sci-Fi Channel gave up the delightful imagination of the 'REAL 1978 Galactica Series' for this ?? The POOR QUALITY of Ron Moore's production proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Universal Studios executives are either drug addicts, or HATE the '1978 Galactica Series' SO MUCH, they would gladly jettison its VISUAL IMAGINATION for the FIRST NO TALENT HACK (Ronald D. Moore) to come along.

If Ron Moore's production did have a costume designer, this WILL BE her/his LAST JOB in the industry.  One of the unfortunate consequences of the technical developments and wide range availability of CGI technology, is that Sci-Fi Channel has gotten its hands on this technology, giving birth to a new era of "Televised B Movies"; characterized by NON-EXISTENT IMAGINATION IN COSTUME DESIGN, PRODUCTION DESIGN, and ART DIRECTION. Ron Moore's production ushers in a new era in programming that the public SHOULD BE VERY CONCERNED ABOUT.  "Televised B Movies" that are as DISPOSABLE as a screwed up "Drive-Thru" order at "Burger King."

Ronald D. Moore is really the first "Television B Movie Producer" in the era of CGI technology. Oh, there have been earlier "B Movies" broadcast on Sci-Fi Channel. These movies however, were produced by producers even lesser known than Ronald D. Moore (if that is even possible). Moore is the first "Semi-Known" "Television B Movie Producer."  In all honesty, when these "Television B Movies" on Sci-Fi Channel begin looking like "Mish Mashed Hodgepodges" of a thousand movies and tv shows that have come before; it's time for Sci-Fi Channel and Ronald D. Moore to get into ANOTHER LINE OF WORK.

There is NOT ONE original, costume idea in the entire Ronald D. Moore production. NOT ONE. I guess Ronald D. Moore feels that a little bit of "Babylon 5" can go a long way in his production. As well as a litle bit of "Space: Above & Beyond", "Andromeda", "Star Trek", etc.

There is not one profound, artistic reason why this Ron Moore production needed to be made. It's STAGGERING LACK OF IMAGINATION IN ALL VISUAL DEPARTMENTS closes the argument that the televised Science Fiction landscape would have remained unaltered and not impacted if Sci-Fi Channel and Ron moore had never went to the trouble at all. In televised Science Fiction, THE LACK OF IMAGINATION IS A SIN. The sooner Ronald D. Moore LEARNS THIS, the better off the public will be.
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