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A short mini movie directed by Languatron....
Michael Richards (Kramer from Seinfeld)...............................as Universal Executive #1
Kevin Pollak.....................................................................as Universal Executive #2
Louie Anderson................................................................as Glen A. Larson
Phyllis Diller......................................................................as Bonnie Hammer
Michael Nader (Pike from The Flash TV series)............................as "The Commander of Universal Studios Labyrinth of Impenetrable Bureaucracy" Brick Von Blast Krofft
Pamela Anderson..............................................................as Brick Von Blast Krofft's Secretary "Lola Lolita"
The "Battle Stations Drill" alarm sounds off in Universal Studios "Black Tower." The entire building is bathed in red light. Universal executives are running every which way. A couple of Universal executives are sliding down a fire pole (don't ask me why). A group of Universal executives are making their way up to the fabled "Bell Tower" within the "Black Tower." No Universal executive dares go up to the fabled "Bell Tower" unless they have been summoned.
The "Head Honcho" of Universal Studios is PISSED OFF. None other than "The Commander of Universal Studios Impenetrable Bureaucracy", -Brick Von Blast Krofft.
Lola opens the giant double office doors of Brick Blast Krofft with a television remote control, and a bunch of lower ranking Universal executives enter. Universal executive #2 and Glen Larson enter first and immediately stand at attention. Bonnie Hammer walks in holding a five foot wand with a cigarette attached at the end of it, with her face covered in tartar sauce and two cucumber slices over her eyes. She doesn't stand at attention, but does stand in formation. Universal executive #1 runs in the door, and then spins around really fast trying to look at his own ass.
Brick Blast Krofft (Wearing a Nazi uniform) slams his pointer stick down on his desk (breaks it) to get everyone's attention. Universal executive #1 stops chasing his own ass....
Brick Blast Krofft: "Have you seen this??" (He presses a couple of buttons on his remote control, a giant viewing screen comes down from the ceiling, and the Internet is displayed on it. Specifically, "Languatron's Fun Board").
Universal executive #2: "We know Chief, we know."
Universal executive #1: (Nervously) "Know what?"
Brick Blast Krofft: "And what do you plan to do about it? This Languatron guy is slaughtering us."
Glen Larson: "I told you this would happen Chief, if you reimagined "Galactica" instead of continuing it.I told you about this guy, didn't I?"
Bonnie Hammer: "HA!! HA!!! HA!!!! Who cares about Languatron anyway? I'll just piss him off even more with one of my "Saturday Night Movies!! HA!! HA!!! HA!!!!"
Brick Blast Krofft: "Shut up old woman!! I'm about ready to ship you back to the 'Lifetime Network' postage due."
Universal executive #1: (Nervously stroking his chin) "Know what we could do? We could pay off this Languatron, offer him a BRIBE!! ( Nervously points his finger to make a point) We could give him life time passes to all of the topless lap dancing bars in the country. Give him an unlimited titty bar fund.(smiles nervously)"
(Everyone in the group looks at him horrified).....
Brick Blast Krofft walks up to Universal executive #1, and holds his face in his hands...
Brick Blast Krofft: (Whispers) "In the days of Genghis Khan, disloyal warriors were strapped to the back of a wild horse after being beaten senseless with a gunny sack filled with marbles, and the horse was encouraged to run off the side of a cliff when a female horse was suspended above the cliff in mid air."
(Universal executive #2 and Glen Larson arch their eyebrows to one another)...
Brick Blast Krofft: (shouting) "Think people, think!! This Languatron has his own board, and we can't post on it. What are we going to do? This guy is making fun of us!!!!"
Universal executive #1: (Nervously touching his fingers to his lips) "All we can do Sir, is keep making fun of Langy on my 'Moist Board.'"
Brick Blast Krofft: (Whispers) "Wait a minute, I have an idea!!" (Evil Smile)
To Be Continued...... 
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