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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Glen Larson Is Full Of More Hot Air Than Dick Cheney Defending Halliburton
« on: November 12, 2004, 03:47:17 PM »

Glen A. Larson is the exact opposite of E.F. Hutton. When he talks, no one should listen. Glen Larson opened his mouth again this past week at a screening of "Buck Rogers In The 25th Century." This is never a good thing, as everytime Glen A. Larson opens his mouth, nothing happens that he claims is going to happen. For the UMPTEENTH TIME, Glen A. Larson has promised a continuation production of "Battlestar Galactica." A production he claims he wants to do, a production he claims the original cast wants to do, and a production HE CLAIMS he can do. Now, owning the rights to a production, and actually raising the funds to do it, are two entirely different things. Glen A. Larson may own the theatrical rights to a "Galactica" continuation movie, and he may have announced this past week that he intends to make this movie, but WHO IS ACTUALLY GOING TO PAY FOR IT? Who is going to pay for the 500 plus people necessary to make this movie? This includes putting a cast and crew of 500 people ON SALARY for 18 months to make this thing. Does Glen A. Larson have upwards of $40 million in pocket change lying around somewhere to make this moderately budgeted movie? If not, WHO is going to pick up the tab on this movie FOR HIM? A studio?? Does Glen A. Larson HAVE ENOUGH CLOUT to walk into the offices of New Line Cinema, or Paramount, or 20th Century Fox and persuade them to write him a blank check? What has Glen Larson done in the past two years to persaude a studio to do that?

Quite frankly, Glen A. Larson's track record with "Battlestar Galactica" over the past two and a half decades STINKS. He spent the 1980's making television shows for 20th Century Fox television. During that time, he expressed NO INTEREST in "Battlestar Galactica." Suddenly, in 1993, he appears at the 15 year anniversary of "Battlestar Galactica", and announces some deal with FOX television, that FOX wanted to revisit and reexamine the entire "Galactica" saga. We all know where that went. NOWHERESVILLE.
Glen Larson then disappeared for another seven or eight years, not doing anything (at least visible to public eyes) with "Battlestar Galactica." Suddenly, when Richard Hatch started pushing his revival project, Glen Larson "POPS!!" up from out of nowhere  once again, and starts pushing his own revival plans out of jealousy and competition with Richard Hatch. WE ALL KNOW WHERE THIS WENT. NOT ONLY did Glen A. Larson NOT get his own revival project off the ground, but he also spent the other half of his time personally seeing to it that Richard's project wouldn't get off the ground either. When the smoke cleared, all that was produced was Richard's promo trailer seen in public, and Larson's trailer not seen in public. Larson disappeared for a few more years, and then his name popped up as a pseudonym on Ronald D. Moore's "CRAPPY STAR: GALACTICA" production. Larson then dispaaeared for a year or two more, where he currently announced a revival production at the "Buck Rogers" screening.

I don't know about you, but the prospects of Glen A. Larson even producing an "Infomerical for Ronco" at this point is EXTREMELY UNLIKELY. Glen A. Larson certainly has dreams for "Battlestar Galactica", but he has neither the CLOUT or FUNDING to make his dreams come true. Who is going to fund his production is a REALLY BIG TECHNICALITY at this stage of the game. And it's a big enough technicality to PREVENT any continuation production from happening.
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