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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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Glen A. Larson Has Spoken. Where Is The Press Release?
« on: November 19, 2004, 10:48:55 AM »

Following the exploits of Glen A. Larson is like being caught on a roller coaster that goes round and round its track and never reaches its destination. Glen Larson has recently announced (ONCE AGAIN), that he owns the theatrical rights to "Battlestar Galactica" and is planning (HE REALLY IS) a movie/continuation of the "Battlestar Galactica" tv series. Glen A. Larson also announced this back in 1999, and just like 1999, THERE IS NO OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE to confirm his claim. I don't know why Glen A. Larson keeps announcing these plans of his that NEVER COME TO FRUITION. I don't know why HE NEVER MAKES A MOVIE based on a property he claims he has owned since 1999. (Why would he deny himself the pleasure of box office profits if he can just go ahead and make the damn thing)? I do know, that Glen A. Larson is getting older and older; and with some modes of behavior being habitual among elderly people, maybe repeatedly announcing a "Galactica" movie he really can't make is Glen Larson's personal symptom of senility.

Glen A. Larson has been a real enigma within Galactica fandom since 1978. Never being worshipped by a fandom like George Lucas
or Gene Roddenberry, Larson is primarily known as the supposed creator of "Battlestar Galactica" who let opportunity after opportunity SLIP AWAY since 1979 in getting a "Galactica" production going that would continue beyond "The Hand Of God." Glen Larson went from being one of the most powerful people in television, to owning his own production company in the 1980's, to being a royal pain in the ass in the 1990's by blocking the revival efforts of Richard Hatch, to finally being a sad caricature of himself in the eyes of "Galactica" fandom presently.

Perhaps one of the reasons why Glen A. Larson has been unsuccessful in getting a "Galactica" continuation going, is that he lacks the renegade/pioneer spirit that George Lucas had in making "Star Wars" back in the mid 1970's, or Gene Roddenberry had in standing up to NBC in the mid 1960's when "Star Trek" was in production. Listening to Glen Larson speak on various talk shows over the years (most notably, on Sci-Fi Channel's "War Room" in 1997), it is easy to understand why "Battlestar Galactica" never got revived with a man such as this trying to revive it. Glen A. Larson adheres to and follows Hollywood protocol to the letter. Never stirring the pot, never questioning the authority above him, Glen A. Larson is the obedient little school boy who never got sent to stand in the corner. Glen A. Larson has tried to revive "Battlestar Galactica" via adhering to archaic Hollywood conventions of protocol that have proved to be ineffective. Glen A. Larson is polite and cordial to his superiors. Most likely, when he brought up the subject of "Battlestar Galactica" to his superiors, the entire conversation was low key, with Larson allowing his superiors to get all of the words in edge wise. Larson most likely spent every meeting nodding his head in agreement as he listened to them, even if he didn't agree with them. It's this entire environment of low key lethargy within the Hollywood system that allowed a "Galactica" project to die again and again, and ultimately allowed a SLIME BALL like Ronald D. Moore to come along, and HIJACK the property into a "Star Trek" clone.

Quite frankly, a "Galactica" contination never happened because Glen A. Larson wasn't strong enough emotionally to make it happen. There wasn't anyone defending this property. Through ineptitude, narrow minded thinking, bad management, and irresponsibility, Universal Studios and Glen Larson allowed Ronald D. Moore to waltz right in, and HIJACK this property. This type of behavior from Universal Studios and Glen A. Larson is what DOOMED this property. No project on Earth would ever get green lit, with passive behavior such as this from Universal Studios and Glen A. Larson.

Yes, Glen A. Larson has spoken once again about a "Galactica" continuation movie. Larson's past track record with this property prevents me from getting excited about it.
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Re: Glen A. Larson Has Spoken. Where Is The Press Release?
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2004, 10:37:26 AM »

I'll make it easy for you, Glen. Do a "Manimal" or "Automan" revival movie (providing that both Simon Macorkindale and Chuck Wagner don't look like Ted Kennedy these days), and I'll never pick on you again.   Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2005, 12:21:19 PM »

Are you awake, Glen?  Kiss
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