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THE TRACK RECORD OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL......"JOHN EDWARD" CANCELLED....."THE CHRONICLE" CANCELLED......"FARSCAPE" CANCELLED....."TREMORS" CANCELLED......"DREAM TEAM" CANCELLED...."SECRET ADVENTURES OF JULES VERNE" CANCELLED....."BLACK SCORPION" CANCELLED....."SCIOGRAPHY" CANCELLED....."SCI-FI VORTEX" CANCELLED....."INVISIBLE MAN" CANCELLED....."G VS. E" CANCELLED....."WILLIAM SHATNER'S FULL MOON FRIGHT NIGHT" CANCELLED...."FIRST WAVE" CANCELLED....."FTL NEWSFEED" CANCELLED....."NEW OUTER LIMITS" CANCELLED......"POLTERGIEST-THE LEGACY" CANCELLED....."TOTAL RECALL-2070" CANCELLED......"THE WAR ROOM" CANCELLED......"SCI-FI BUZZ" CANCELLED......"TRIPPING THE RIFT" CANCELLED......"SLIDERS" CANCELLED....."WEEKLY SCI-FI NEWS WITH CHASE MASTERSON" CANCELLED...."MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000" CANCELLED....."VR-5" CANCELLED........"TIME TRAX" CANCELLED......."THE FLASH" CANCELLED......"NOW & AGAIN" CANCELLED......"M.A.N.T.I.S." CANCELLED......."FANTASY ISLAND" CANCELLED......"TIME COP" CANCELLED........"SPACE PRECINCT" CANCELLED......."MAX HEADROOM" CANCELLED......."THE MAGICIAN" CANCELLED....."SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN" CANCELLED........"BIONIC WOMAN" CANCELLED......"HULK" CANCELLED......"SWAMP THING" CANCELLED......"WONDER WOMAN" CANCELLED......"THE IMMORTAL" CANCELLED......"VIPER" CANCELLED......"RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" CANCELLED (??)........CANCELLATIONS INCLUDE SCI-FI CHANNEL ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING AND SYNDICATED SERIES SHOWN ON SCI-FI CHANNEL...."RONALD D. MOORE'S TREKKIE STAR: GALACTICA" HAS NOT BEEN CANCELLED YET.....

"VAN HELSING" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."THE HULK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."CAT IN THE HAT" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."JOSEY & THE PUSSYCATS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."FLINTSONES" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIVA: ROCK VEGAS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE...."HOWARD THE DUCK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."PITCH BLACK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE....."VIRUS" FAILS AT BOX OFFICE.....

WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS CANCELLED ALL OF THE SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AND REPLACED THEM WITH NON-SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, THEY NEGLECTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE NETWORK TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING. "THE HORROR CHANNEL", "THE USA NETWORK FILM VAULT CHANNEL", "THE INFOMERCIAL NETWORK", "THE HORROR/ACTION CHANNEL", OR "THE COMMERCIAL BROADCAST NETWORK" WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE TITLES.

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRACK RECORD WITH FANTASY MOVIES ISN'T MUCH BETTER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS USUALLY RUNS INTO PROBLEMS WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE LIVE ACTION MOVIES BASED ON COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS. THE "HULK" BORED AUDIENCES TO DEATH BARELY 10 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.....TURNING "VAN HELSING" INTO A SUPERNATURAL "RAMBO" WAS TOO RIDICULOUS FOR WORDS....."CAT IN THE HAT" PROVED THAT 5 YEAR OLD KIDS WEREN'T READY FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" HUMOR......"JOSEY AND THE PUSSYCATS" WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A "CHARLIE'S ANGELS" RETREAD BASED ON A 1970 CARTOON THAT NO ONE REMEMBERED......THE "FLINTSTONES" MOVIES PROVED THAT REBUILDING "BEDROCK" ON A STUDIO BACKLOT WASN'T ENOUGH TO DRAW IN THE FANS OF THE CARTOON.....SOME PROPERTIES SHOULD BE LEFT IN CARTOON FORM, WHICH "ROCKY & BULLWINKLE" PROVED......"HOWARD THE DUCK" WAS GEORGE LUCAS'S FIRST CAREER FLOP. HOW FITTING THAT LUCAS CHOSE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FOR THAT MOMENTOUS OCCASION......"PITCH BLACK" WAS "PITCH DULL"....."CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK" DISAPPEARED FROM THEATERS FASTER THAN "FINAL FANTASY-THE SPIRITS WITHIN"......AND "VIRUS" PROVED THAT WHEN UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MADE A MOVIE FOR THE SUMMER OF 1999, NO ONE CAME AND WENT TO THE BEACH INSTEAD......

THE MANAGEMENT OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS AN OPENLY HOSTILE REGIME TOWARDS THE VIEWING PUBLIC, SCIENCE FICTION PROGRAMMING, AND THE "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" COPYRIGHT. THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD OF CANCELLED TELEVISION SHOWS ON "SCI-FI CHANNEL" AS WELL AS UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ENDLESS BOX OFFICE FAILURES INDICATES THAT THIS IS A CORPORATION THAT DELIBERATELY LOST ITS WAY IN MAKING RATIONAL BUSINESS DECISIONS. ONE CAN ALWAYS HOPE FOR MIRACLES, AND THE PERMANENT FINANCIAL DOWNFALL OF "UNIVERSAL STUDIOS/SCI-FI CHANNEL" IS A DREAM SHARED BY MANY.
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The Ron Moore Series Is A Bonafide Flop
« on: November 23, 2004, 08:02:14 AM »

November 11, 2004


Well, my friends. The first episode of the Ron Moore 13 episode series aired yesterday (10/19/04) in England. All I can say is, God has finally come around to getting back at both Ronald D. Moore and Sci-Fi Channel. The premiere episode was a certifiable DISASTER in the ratings. Pulling in a meager 775,000 viewers, not even a fraction of the population of England's 56 million folks, narcissistic and arrogant Ronald D. Moore tough talked his way into banal television history, dragging his "Star Trek" butt in between his legs and out the exit door.

Universal/Sci-Fi Channel (as well as Ronald D. Moore) are remaining predictably quiet over this embarrassing first showing of Ron Moore's TURD FEST. It's easy to see why. Careers are on the line, jobs are on the line, and Universal/Sci-Fi Channel has the remaining 12 episodes hanging over their heads like a dark storm cloud which in all likelihood, will perform as poorly as the first episode.

As a fan of the REAL "Battlestar Galactica" series which aired in 1978, I have waited so very long for this glorious moment when both Sci-Fi Channel and Ronald D. Moore would fall flat on their faces at the same time. All that goes around, comes around. And all of the arrogance, indifference, snobbery, and hatred of the 1978 "Galactica" series that both Sci-Fi Channel and Ronald D. Moore have been slinging into into the public domain for years now has finally come back to knock both of them on their collective, narcissistic rumps.

Ronald D. Moore is a poor producer and he has no talent. Sci-Fi Channel is a very poor channel and the channel has no talent. It is indeed about time that both of them get smacked in the face with a disturbing reality they both cannot ignore. The ratings indicate that thus far, the 13 episode series is a FLOP. A fitting tribute to an individual and corporation WHO HAVE NO TALENT.

Universal/Sci-Fi Channel, never an entity to allow such a mundane thing as a RATINGS DISASTER stand in their way, is already hard at work instructing their on-line employees pretending to be Ron Moore fans to SPIN DOCTOR the ratings data from the first episode telecast.

Expect these on-line Universal executives to immediately begin BRAINWASHING the public into thinking that 775,000 viewers out of the 56 million British population is a bonafide hit. Knowing how Universal/Sci-Fi Channel operates, I expect this on-line BRAINWASHING to continue on through to the next year.

Any corporation will never admit to having a FLOP on their hands. Universal/Sci-Fi Channel is the WORST OFFENDER. They will never admit that the 775,000 viewers is a DISASTER and an EMBARRASSMENT. They will never amdit that hiring Ronald D. Moore in the first place was WRONG and RIDICULOUS. They will never admit that their management of "Battlestar Galactica" remains the WORST EXAMPLE of copyright management in HISTORY.

Thus, Universal/Sci-Fi Channel MEANDERS aimlessly along. Producing forgettable garbage (like Ron Moore's STINK FEST), SPIN DOCTORING RATINGS, LYING, DECEIVING, and POLLUTING our airwaves.

The FAILURE of Ron Moore's 13 episode series is the best thing that can happen to Universal/Sci-Fi Channel. It will bring them back down to Earth, deflate EGOS and ARROGANCE, and hopefully; END A FEW CAREERS along the way. Are you up and adam, Bonnie Hammer?  Grin
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